I am feeling deeply sad and lonely but I have found a temporary solution, and it’s Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows and Bill Pullman’s irrepressible charm. (I am watching While You Were Sleeping again.)

I’ve never heard God speak, but I’ve heard Him whisper.

Elon Musk strikes me as the type of guy who wouldn’t bum you a cigarette from a fresh pack.

Why dream of empires not yet built? First, conquer your own.

I've never heard God speak, but I've heard him whisper.

Live like a kid will one day have to write a book report about you.

I'll die on this hill: "Sk8r Boi" by Avril Lavigne and "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel are functionally the same song.

Have you ever noticed how the letter "S" sounds like static? You will now.