Chris Burgdorff
@chrisburgdorff.com
Software engineer, dad, gamer, sports fan (Jets, Warriors, Rutgers), musician, wannabe startup founder and future billionaire
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
October 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA
September 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA
Too late to go to the ATM and the Tooth Fairy might be leaving a check.
September 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Too late to go to the ATM and the Tooth Fairy might be leaving a check.
ChatGPT got jokes. I asked it to explain Djikstra's algorithm and said "wasn't he the guy from the Phillies?"
Response: "So nope — Dijkstra never wore a Phillies cap ⚾.
But if he did, he’d probably find the shortest path around the bases."
#programming
Response: "So nope — Dijkstra never wore a Phillies cap ⚾.
But if he did, he’d probably find the shortest path around the bases."
#programming
September 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ChatGPT got jokes. I asked it to explain Djikstra's algorithm and said "wasn't he the guy from the Phillies?"
Response: "So nope — Dijkstra never wore a Phillies cap ⚾.
But if he did, he’d probably find the shortest path around the bases."
#programming
Response: "So nope — Dijkstra never wore a Phillies cap ⚾.
But if he did, he’d probably find the shortest path around the bases."
#programming
Me trying not to eat the donuts in my fridge
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me trying not to eat the donuts in my fridge
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
September 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Here, had to try it.
September 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Here, had to try it.
With beer and wings at PJ Whelihan’s
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
With beer and wings at PJ Whelihan’s
Can’t even use my scorecard with all these first round knockouts
August 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Can’t even use my scorecard with all these first round knockouts
August 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
As someone who had Rooker in the pool l I’m going to stay salty about this. #HomeRunDerby
July 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As someone who had Rooker in the pool l I’m going to stay salty about this. #HomeRunDerby
Is this your toaster repairman?
June 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is this your toaster repairman?
PM: Did you guys test this cross-browser?
Product team: Yep
Product team: Yep
June 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
PM: Did you guys test this cross-browser?
Product team: Yep
Product team: Yep
I'm in the "spamming IRC channels" phase of my job search rn:
June 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm in the "spamming IRC channels" phase of my job search rn:
May 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me: it’s going to take a couple weeks to implement that new menu layout.
May 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me: it’s going to take a couple weeks to implement that new menu layout.
Live shot of the Council of Economic Advisors discussing the bill:
May 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Live shot of the Council of Economic Advisors discussing the bill:
It's Saturday night after all.
May 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's Saturday night after all.
Imagine catching your kid playing this game and they got a room full of dirty clothes.
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Imagine catching your kid playing this game and they got a room full of dirty clothes.
So if you need to refresh your React skills for an interview, the only way is to build a crappy to-do app from scratch right? Anyway, here's mine. Back to working on something real.
May 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
So if you need to refresh your React skills for an interview, the only way is to build a crappy to-do app from scratch right? Anyway, here's mine. Back to working on something real.
Pete Hegseth's tenure is like a Seinfeld episode where George lies on his resume to get some low-level federal job, but he lies too good and they end up making him Secretary of Defense.
April 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pete Hegseth's tenure is like a Seinfeld episode where George lies on his resume to get some low-level federal job, but he lies too good and they end up making him Secretary of Defense.
