Chris Brecheen
chrisbrecheen.bsky.social
Chris Brecheen
@chrisbrecheen.bsky.social
Priest of The Morrigan
Writer (@ chrisbrecheen.com)
Certified Personal Trainer
One of the refrains I see when fascism rises is that “at least the art will be great.” Like everything else is going to suck for millions, and people are literally going to die, but at least we'll get some good albums and novels…

https://chriscookie.com/2025/09/05/but-the-art-will-be-great-right/
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s been a few years, but it’s time to renew a time-honored tradition of perhaps the worst play on words imaginable. (Except for maybe the joke about going to the dentist at 2:30 [tooth-hurty].) What once was a major annual undertaking…

https://chriscookie.com/2025/09/03/blogust-in-september/
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It’s been a few years, but it’s time to renew a time-honored tradition of perhaps the worst play on words imaginable. (Except for maybe the joke about going to the dentist at 2:30 [tooth-hurty].) What once was a major annual undertaking…

https://chriscookie.com/2025/09/03/blogust-in-september/
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The very best posts of the last week on my public Facebook profile (and maybe a few from way back or that I just really liked).

https://chriscookie.com/2025/05/08/thursday-throwback-the-best-of-the-week-on-facebook/
May 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We’re doing a lot more than just, “Hey we're over here now!” Here is roughly what we have planned for fusion of the old Blogger-site Writing About Writing with our new and improved The Cookie Crumbles.

https://chriscookie.com/2025/04/23/a-glimpse-at-the-plan/
April 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Back at it after resting a strain for a week.
March 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We have never been apolitical here at W.A.W. and we're not about to start now. Just because there are still some funny puns out there and we try to keep it about writing here doesn't mean the author isn't yelling at clouds on their own page: Chris Brecheen.
March 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
We're going to want to do at least eight minutes of cardio before a stretch like this….
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Dear LGB (without the T). I highly recommend you don’t quietly wait your turn because they ARE coming for you next..
February 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
These guys won because they were JUUUUUST smart enough to say that it was about eggs.

And the people who wanted them to win so bad they were wetting themselves were JUUUUUUUST smart enough to say that you couldn't PROVE that their support wasn't about eggs.
February 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I absolutely have a type, although it's not a physical type.
February 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well this is TECHNICALLY true but for VERY different reasons than five years ago.

Because I'm not single and I'm not married and I definitely don't have the time to be dating. But I dunno, every once in a while someone seems like they're really into something and maybe I'll see where that goes.
February 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
February 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Your libido can't withstand discomfort of this magnitude!
February 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A little slower when I’m tired, but I’m still knocking out five a day.
February 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I had to make some really hard decisions today, but I made them and forward we go.
February 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Oh I know! I know! I know why they got REALLY mad right around when Obama was elected. It rhymes with shmaycism.
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Understanding what is going on and what the response is and how we can help and that all is not lost quite yet is ABSOLUTELY important, but folks snidely telling us it's not "really" a coup and we should settle down are…just….WRONG.

That's what it is by definition.
February 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I inadvertently took two rest days instead of one and immediately shaved 30 seconds off my 5 mile time.

I wonder what I could do with a good and proper rest.
February 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"One…two…three…." ~puts three dollars in the jar~
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM