Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist
@chrisboresig.bsky.social
👻 World’s first ghost behaviorist 😈 No pro nouns for me ⤴️ Next level Chode 👹 Trolls: Don’t Get Blocked. 🍅
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Beware; she's on the prowl
May 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Beware; she's on the prowl
Chris Borch ooooooogly boogly
May 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Chris Borch ooooooogly boogly
ScreScream cheese and Ghoulish Goulash! 😋
March 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
ScreScream cheese and Ghoulish Goulash! 😋
Blobba Steve
March 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Blobba Steve
Goopy Jude is here. He is four hundred years past his due date. He is dead. Wonder how? He is a ghost. A ghost called Goopy Jude. And he. Is. Scare
February 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Goopy Jude is here. He is four hundred years past his due date. He is dead. Wonder how? He is a ghost. A ghost called Goopy Jude. And he. Is. Scare
Bores-Einstein condensate
January 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Bores-Einstein condensate
im stook in traffic
January 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
im stook in traffic
Ghosts are real /ect
January 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ghosts are real /ect
Just got off the horn with Luigi's ghost, he said he's a man about 3 things. Feet, and tornados. And I think he said he murdered John Lennon.
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Just got off the horn with Luigi's ghost, he said he's a man about 3 things. Feet, and tornados. And I think he said he murdered John Lennon.
Scary bores frightens populous and Liberal spirits what happens next will shock you 👻 👻 😱 and
January 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Scary bores frightens populous and Liberal spirits what happens next will shock you 👻 👻 😱 and
Ow boo Ow boo
December 21, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Ow boo Ow boo
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Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed
December 19, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed
Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed
December 19, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed
THEM GHOSTS KEEP GIVING ME SEPTUUUUUMS 😩 😩 😩 😩
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December 19, 2024 at 9:03 AM
THEM GHOSTS KEEP GIVING ME SEPTUUUUUMS 😩 😩 😩 😩
Look at this homie and you're telling me ghosts aren't really real what are you blind to the truth
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Look at this homie and you're telling me ghosts aren't really real what are you blind to the truth
I am on Better Help because its the only place I can contact ghosts without a license because there isnt a license for ghost therapy. Just cured a guy called Sadam Andler of ghost depression and ghost suicidal thoughts. I am save of spoony 👻 👻 🏥 💰 🍑 👻 🐐
December 13, 2024 at 11:11 AM
I am on Better Help because its the only place I can contact ghosts without a license because there isnt a license for ghost therapy. Just cured a guy called Sadam Andler of ghost depression and ghost suicidal thoughts. I am save of spoony 👻 👻 🏥 💰 🍑 👻 🐐
Junior league nouns are okay but PRO NOUNS are the walk agenda. I believe in the SLEEPY agenda thank you. Ghosts and googlies agree because they are transcendent and nobody else can talk to ghost but me so you have to believe me I'm the ghost master see look BOO see
December 12, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Junior league nouns are okay but PRO NOUNS are the walk agenda. I believe in the SLEEPY agenda thank you. Ghosts and googlies agree because they are transcendent and nobody else can talk to ghost but me so you have to believe me I'm the ghost master see look BOO see
Good heavens! The ghost of Jesus Christ is here. He wants my face
December 10, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Good heavens! The ghost of Jesus Christ is here. He wants my face
The spirits woke me up 3 hours rarly They set my alarm for a ridiculous time! I got back to sleep then had a weird dream, then woke up to the Googly Woogly Ghost's signature calling card - ectoplasm in my pyjamas. This is spooky of boresian proportions.
December 9, 2024 at 10:33 AM
The spirits woke me up 3 hours rarly They set my alarm for a ridiculous time! I got back to sleep then had a weird dream, then woke up to the Googly Woogly Ghost's signature calling card - ectoplasm in my pyjamas. This is spooky of boresian proportions.
I'd like to tell everyone to stop sanitising. You're killing all the bacteria and now all my ghost friends can't come out and play catch because they all have the flu. Meanies! Harrumph!
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December 7, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I'd like to tell everyone to stop sanitising. You're killing all the bacteria and now all my ghost friends can't come out and play catch because they all have the flu. Meanies! Harrumph!
Yes, my wife is Miss Bores. Do not mess with her or else I will get Danny Phantom to mug you. Nosferatu is real. Remember to sleep. Or else ... you'll be Woke.
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Yes, my wife is Miss Bores. Do not mess with her or else I will get Danny Phantom to mug you. Nosferatu is real. Remember to sleep. Or else ... you'll be Woke.
Stop calling me Piss Bores it's really hurting my feelings treat others how you want to be treated.
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December 3, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Stop calling me Piss Bores it's really hurting my feelings treat others how you want to be treated.
Sorry for not posting yesterday. A phantom sent me to the void and there's no WiFi down there. I haven't seen a phantom that powerful since donkey's years.
December 2, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Sorry for not posting yesterday. A phantom sent me to the void and there's no WiFi down there. I haven't seen a phantom that powerful since donkey's years.
Found a cursed artifact in my attic. It was a tiny cursed Wooogo board. If is scary
November 29, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Found a cursed artifact in my attic. It was a tiny cursed Wooogo board. If is scary
I found some ectoplasm in my wife's underwear while doing the laundry. What are the ghosts up to? I wonder if my wife is in danger. 👻
November 28, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I found some ectoplasm in my wife's underwear while doing the laundry. What are the ghosts up to? I wonder if my wife is in danger. 👻