CrispyMomResistance
chrisbmama.bsky.social
CrispyMomResistance
@chrisbmama.bsky.social
She/Her (✨awake✨)

If one of us doesn’t have rights, no one does

RN, Mom, dependable for saltiness & snark 🥸
Hugger of the trees 🌳
🌎Earth care, people care, FAIR SHARE👩‍🌾

🇨🇦 Canada ♥️ + 🇺🇦 Ukraine ♥️+
🇵🇸Palestine ♥️

🖕🏼MAGA.
Deport Elon Musk ✌️👋 bye Felicia
Tell me you’re out of your mind without actually saying it.

A third term for him would only result in him being allowed to be spoon-fed applesauce (thickened to pudding consistency for the mush-mouthed aspiration risk) in the Oval Office to parade him for legacy media.
March 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Imaging of his brain would show Swiss cheese, for sure.
March 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The huge tool is holding a giant fake wrench. He’d never be able to lift the real thing.
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Elon still holds the record for the amount of things (businesses and governments included) he’s blown up, for sure.
He could rival a seasoned Hollywood pyrotechnics pro at this point.
March 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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More accurate
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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These fuckers

Hope they enjoy the End of the American Century
March 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM