I’m going to the last night in Berlin. V excited.

Pre-ordered the book. Put myself on the registration list. Didn’t get a code. Didn’t get an email. The words “available to all who pre-ordered” are completely incorrect and totally misleading. Still love you, fellas, but everything about this experience has sucked. x

Yes!

There’s some good merch at that new John Le Carre exhibition, I note bodleianshop.co.uk/collections/...

If the answer to the question “Would Matt Hancock do this?” is “yes” then don’t maybe don’t.

It can only end well

I give it a few weeks until it starts acting like a Nazi (the AI bot, not the MP)

Tulpa

I liked the bit when the lady in the cheese shop went, “Are you in the movies?”

We could go ask them, I guess? tickets.motorpointarenanottingham.com/shows/show.a...

Plus they’re going for a nice, leisurely, super low risk tour of Europe. Where’s the peril? The whole thing plays like a Susan Calman doc on Channel 5.

Does he look better or worse than you expected? Asking for a friend.

My conspiracy theory is that’s Ryan Gosling. (I don’t believe this obvs but it’s a bit of fun to think about and the timeline sort of works.)

Correct. Also, this is finally out: www.amazon.co.uk/Murder-Chees...

Have we finally found RS Archer? (In the spirit of Bernard Bale we should just say it is anyway and see what happens.)

Boy With Apple from Grand Budapest Hotel please

Congratulations