Chris Blackton
@chrisblackton.me
We are the guardrail now
2 + 2 = 4
#sfgiants / #sjsharks
2 + 2 = 4
#sfgiants / #sjsharks
"Thinking about McDonald's for dinner. You want?"
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Thinking about McDonald's for dinner. You want?"
Not a single pitch in the zone... Damn
Sorry M's bros. Was really pulling for you.
Sorry M's bros. Was really pulling for you.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Not a single pitch in the zone... Damn
Sorry M's bros. Was really pulling for you.
Sorry M's bros. Was really pulling for you.
More favorites from #NoKingsPDX #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
More favorites from #NoKingsPDX #NoKings
It's sold out... I'm legitimately losing faith in humanity
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's sold out... I'm legitimately losing faith in humanity
These two posts are less than 51 hours apart...
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
These two posts are less than 51 hours apart...
Sometimes you just have to dance
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes you just have to dance
Epic image from r/Portland
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Epic image from r/Portland
I'm partial to the bottom left and bottom right but they're all better than the current flag.
October 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm partial to the bottom left and bottom right but they're all better than the current flag.
Hideous.
Needs to be balanced by something beautiful like this:
Needs to be balanced by something beautiful like this:
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hideous.
Needs to be balanced by something beautiful like this:
Needs to be balanced by something beautiful like this:
Corporate needs you to find the differences...
September 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Corporate needs you to find the differences...
Holy shit dude $30 for a mason jar and a filter? Why do people make cold brew so complicated?
September 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Holy shit dude $30 for a mason jar and a filter? Why do people make cold brew so complicated?
@coheedandcambria.bsky.social at Edgefield
September 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@coheedandcambria.bsky.social at Edgefield
to: @cantwell.senate.gov, @murray.senate.gov, @gluesenkampperez.house.gov
cc: @schumer.senate.gov, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Subject: What the hell are you idiots doing?
cc: @schumer.senate.gov, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Subject: What the hell are you idiots doing?
September 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
to: @cantwell.senate.gov, @murray.senate.gov, @gluesenkampperez.house.gov
cc: @schumer.senate.gov, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Subject: What the hell are you idiots doing?
cc: @schumer.senate.gov, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Subject: What the hell are you idiots doing?
Meanwhile, in Portland
September 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Meanwhile, in Portland
Give these a shot if you see them
August 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Give these a shot if you see them
Evan Handler is the next Bond confirmed
August 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Evan Handler is the next Bond confirmed
Fuck yeah Scotland! Way to pick up the flag!
July 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuck yeah Scotland! Way to pick up the flag!
This account was @patttmurray.bsky.social until about 5 days ago.
Still followed by some folks that probably have no idea why they're following it.
Still followed by some folks that probably have no idea why they're following it.
July 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This account was @patttmurray.bsky.social until about 5 days ago.
Still followed by some folks that probably have no idea why they're following it.
Still followed by some folks that probably have no idea why they're following it.