Chris Bentley
@chrisbentley.bsky.social
Music. Movies. Auburn basketball. Auburn football. U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team. Phish. Goose. King Gizzard. Jam grass.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Futball / Football
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Futball / Football
You can have a little communism, as a treat.
August 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You can have a little communism, as a treat.
20 mins into episode 1 and I’m already obsessed.
August 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
20 mins into episode 1 and I’m already obsessed.
Saw F1. Wrote a review.
July 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Saw F1. Wrote a review.
2007, what a year.
June 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
2007, what a year.
Yo this shit whips
April 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yo this shit whips
If you’ve never seen this documentary, you should watch it. RIP Val
April 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you’ve never seen this documentary, you should watch it. RIP Val
Wait, hold on, how did I just learn from an Instagram ad that Greg/Gary from White Lotus was UNCLE RICO?!??
March 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wait, hold on, how did I just learn from an Instagram ad that Greg/Gary from White Lotus was UNCLE RICO?!??
RIP sweet girl. You were the best.
January 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
RIP sweet girl. You were the best.
WAKE UP, AMERICA! THE DRONE SAGA CONTINUES!
January 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
WAKE UP, AMERICA! THE DRONE SAGA CONTINUES!
The thing about the Sieg Heil, it isn’t something people do by mistake. It’s too well known, and it isn’t a common gesture.
Pretending to take some pragmatic stance here is just intellectually dishonest.
Pretending to take some pragmatic stance here is just intellectually dishonest.
January 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The thing about the Sieg Heil, it isn’t something people do by mistake. It’s too well known, and it isn’t a common gesture.
Pretending to take some pragmatic stance here is just intellectually dishonest.
Pretending to take some pragmatic stance here is just intellectually dishonest.
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January 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It’s giving Carmen Sandiego at a funeral.
January 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s giving Carmen Sandiego at a funeral.
RIP David Lynch. You were a singular voice. These AI dipshits couldn’t imagine 10% of your creativity. We may never see another like you.
January 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
RIP David Lynch. You were a singular voice. These AI dipshits couldn’t imagine 10% of your creativity. We may never see another like you.
