Chris Banaszek 🏳️🌈
@chrisbanaszek.bsky.social
He/him, gay, Houston TX, introvert, weather/space geek, LEGO AFOL, cooking, cat dad (Tornado & Cirrus), social anxiety, mental health advocate, empathetic, epileptic, photography, always cooking Thai food 😋🤤 Who's coming over for dinner? 👀🤗 Emoji user 🥳😜
I spotted a face-off at the local AMC this afternoon. I wonder who won the duel? 🤨🤔
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I spotted a face-off at the local AMC this afternoon. I wonder who won the duel? 🤨🤔
This is how Cirrus greeted our friend who was taking care of the kitties while we were out of town. Look at those eyes! A mix between terrified and crazy!! 😂😭 He truly is our wild child!
October 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is how Cirrus greeted our friend who was taking care of the kitties while we were out of town. Look at those eyes! A mix between terrified and crazy!! 😂😭 He truly is our wild child!
Scranton, I am IN YOU! (Still have never seen The Office, btw). This area is my hometown, not just a TV show town 😌 (I’m actually from Wilkes-Barre)
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Scranton, I am IN YOU! (Still have never seen The Office, btw). This area is my hometown, not just a TV show town 😌 (I’m actually from Wilkes-Barre)
It has been done!! 👀👀👀
*Pictures cropped as to not be too revealing, but trust me, they are the full photos!
😈😘❤️
*Pictures cropped as to not be too revealing, but trust me, they are the full photos!
😈😘❤️
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It has been done!! 👀👀👀
*Pictures cropped as to not be too revealing, but trust me, they are the full photos!
😈😘❤️
*Pictures cropped as to not be too revealing, but trust me, they are the full photos!
😈😘❤️
What is your horror movie roll?
They really nailed mine! 😂 Just kidding.. I would have done it for realz, but I kept getting the one about having big titties 🤷♂️
They really nailed mine! 😂 Just kidding.. I would have done it for realz, but I kept getting the one about having big titties 🤷♂️
October 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What is your horror movie roll?
They really nailed mine! 😂 Just kidding.. I would have done it for realz, but I kept getting the one about having big titties 🤷♂️
They really nailed mine! 😂 Just kidding.. I would have done it for realz, but I kept getting the one about having big titties 🤷♂️
Tornado, and my left hand, say hello! Such a cute, good boy enjoying his windowsill 🥰🥹
October 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tornado, and my left hand, say hello! Such a cute, good boy enjoying his windowsill 🥰🥹
The MEETINs?! 😏😏😏
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The MEETINs?! 😏😏😏
Just moved an old piece of furniture at a friend’s house, and saw a daddy long legs, and a large circle of baby spiders all around it. I didn’t get to take a picture, as they were moving pretty quickly, but it looked something like this. How’s your Monday going? 😜🕷️
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just moved an old piece of furniture at a friend’s house, and saw a daddy long legs, and a large circle of baby spiders all around it. I didn’t get to take a picture, as they were moving pretty quickly, but it looked something like this. How’s your Monday going? 😜🕷️
Let me spread this cream cheese icing all over you and then lick it all off! 😜 Wait, did I say that out loud? 🫠
*Candle and hot wax not included. Unless… 👀😂
*Candle and hot wax not included. Unless… 👀😂
September 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let me spread this cream cheese icing all over you and then lick it all off! 😜 Wait, did I say that out loud? 🫠
*Candle and hot wax not included. Unless… 👀😂
*Candle and hot wax not included. Unless… 👀😂
Ragweed is the absolute worst! 🤧 We get this Giant Texas ragweed that grows behind the house (it’s a utility easement with power lines), and they only clear it out when they do work (once every several years). It grows as high as the tops of the houses 😵💫 We try to cut it down before late September 😭
September 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ragweed is the absolute worst! 🤧 We get this Giant Texas ragweed that grows behind the house (it’s a utility easement with power lines), and they only clear it out when they do work (once every several years). It grows as high as the tops of the houses 😵💫 We try to cut it down before late September 😭
And here’s a better shot of the after-birthday double rainbow over my house!! 🥳😍
September 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
And here’s a better shot of the after-birthday double rainbow over my house!! 🥳😍
Another view of the amazing mammatus clouds! 🤩
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Another view of the amazing mammatus clouds! 🤩
When it’s your birthday (yesterday), you can make yourself 2 carrot cakes if you want, and nobody can tell you how much icing is too much (there is no such thing)! Wishing some of y’all were here to celebrate and share cake with! 🥳🎂❤️
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When it’s your birthday (yesterday), you can make yourself 2 carrot cakes if you want, and nobody can tell you how much icing is too much (there is no such thing)! Wishing some of y’all were here to celebrate and share cake with! 🥳🎂❤️
Thinking about the number 45, on this 22nd day of the 9th month. Happy Fall, Happy Autumn Equinox, Happy Hobbit Day, Happy National Ice Cream Cone Day, Happy 45th Birthday to Me, Happy National Brown Butter Day, and so on, and so forth… Celebrate as you see fit! 🥳👀😁
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Thinking about the number 45, on this 22nd day of the 9th month. Happy Fall, Happy Autumn Equinox, Happy Hobbit Day, Happy National Ice Cream Cone Day, Happy 45th Birthday to Me, Happy National Brown Butter Day, and so on, and so forth… Celebrate as you see fit! 🥳👀😁
Don’t worry, New, I’ll take all your bagels and likely do something like this with them… 🤤 My dinner for the night 🥳
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Don’t worry, New, I’ll take all your bagels and likely do something like this with them… 🤤 My dinner for the night 🥳
Since this was such a huge hit on my close-friends Instagram list (might have garnered a dozen or so likes - I’m a star!), I figured I’d share here as well.
Caesar salad (homemade dressing), me, and who? 👀🥺 It was honestly such a ridiculously large salad haha. But it was soooo good! 🤤
Caesar salad (homemade dressing), me, and who? 👀🥺 It was honestly such a ridiculously large salad haha. But it was soooo good! 🤤
September 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Since this was such a huge hit on my close-friends Instagram list (might have garnered a dozen or so likes - I’m a star!), I figured I’d share here as well.
Caesar salad (homemade dressing), me, and who? 👀🥺 It was honestly such a ridiculously large salad haha. But it was soooo good! 🤤
Caesar salad (homemade dressing), me, and who? 👀🥺 It was honestly such a ridiculously large salad haha. But it was soooo good! 🤤
And you are in mine as well 😉
September 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And you are in mine as well 😉
Actually, not that it’s worth much, but you are in mine! So you do have 1 ❤️🥳
September 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Actually, not that it’s worth much, but you are in mine! So you do have 1 ❤️🥳
Don’t be messaging me saying you wanna smoke trees, unless your tree looks like this:
(Totally joking by the way, but I saw this tree and couldn’t resist the joke) 🥳😜
(Totally joking by the way, but I saw this tree and couldn’t resist the joke) 🥳😜
August 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Don’t be messaging me saying you wanna smoke trees, unless your tree looks like this:
(Totally joking by the way, but I saw this tree and couldn’t resist the joke) 🥳😜
(Totally joking by the way, but I saw this tree and couldn’t resist the joke) 🥳😜
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
(I’m the dead person on the floor)(read ALT text for more info)
(I’m the dead person on the floor)(read ALT text for more info)
August 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
(I’m the dead person on the floor)(read ALT text for more info)
(I’m the dead person on the floor)(read ALT text for more info)
Did I just make myself a sandwich with creamy honey roasted peanut butter, Nutella, with marshmallows stuffed in between (I didn’t have any fluff), on a big fluffy Pan Francés, with a tall glass of chocolate milk to wash it down? 👀 You betcha! Even cheffy people like to make ridiculous snacks! 😜🤤🥳
August 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did I just make myself a sandwich with creamy honey roasted peanut butter, Nutella, with marshmallows stuffed in between (I didn’t have any fluff), on a big fluffy Pan Francés, with a tall glass of chocolate milk to wash it down? 👀 You betcha! Even cheffy people like to make ridiculous snacks! 😜🤤🥳
Mother Nature and I have been playing hide and seek this week with regards to rain. Well, today she found me! Caught out while grocery shopping on the SW side of Houston, in between stores (got very wet). This storm hasn’t moved much, and has basically grown over the last hour! #houwx #txwx ⛈️
August 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM