That said if I did ever become rich and insane enough to build a lair like this, the water tower I'd convert to live in would be this one in Church Langley, Essex
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
That said if I did ever become rich and insane enough to build a lair like this, the water tower I'd convert to live in would be this one in Church Langley, Essex
I love my football, but seeing this banner makes me seriously want to reconsider the obsession
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love my football, but seeing this banner makes me seriously want to reconsider the obsession
Sir, a second Mary Earps extract has hit the timeline
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sir, a second Mary Earps extract has hit the timeline
Out of interest I looked up the princes who got their titles taken the other day in case they were hard done by and... er not really
October 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Out of interest I looked up the princes who got their titles taken the other day in case they were hard done by and... er not really
It's that time of year again
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's that time of year again
Credit where it's due though the foreign objects letter is the funniest Viz letter I've seen since this absolute gem
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Credit where it's due though the foreign objects letter is the funniest Viz letter I've seen since this absolute gem
Surely everyone is by now familiar with the Viz magazine house style and can spot this for what it is?
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Surely everyone is by now familiar with the Viz magazine house style and can spot this for what it is?
My favourite example of retroactively trying to make something off the record
![The following is an edited transcript of Newcastle interim manager Joe Kinnear's first official press conference yesterday
JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?
SB Me.
JK You're a cunt.
SB Thank you.
JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order.
Absolutely fucking out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can fuck off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that fucking crap. No fucking way, lies.
Fuck, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] fucked off.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jziujmsqvcwblhtksoo2ezzr/bafkreidrwolsmrzj25qrvdxzachtw2fhuebiiqgfpa3nkeqmtfzceiyeo4@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My favourite example of retroactively trying to make something off the record
Walking past this place in Forest Gate always made me double-take
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Walking past this place in Forest Gate always made me double-take
We regret to inform you...
October 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
We regret to inform you...
By the way, enabling this setting in Accessibility does make liquid glass more bearable. Some people find the contrast setting does as well but I didn't like it
September 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
By the way, enabling this setting in Accessibility does make liquid glass more bearable. Some people find the contrast setting does as well but I didn't like it
Read this about Amorim's approach a few months ago and almost threw my phone across the room. "The plan? We simply outnumber the opposing team in every area of the pitch simultaneously."
August 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Read this about Amorim's approach a few months ago and almost threw my phone across the room. "The plan? We simply outnumber the opposing team in every area of the pitch simultaneously."
Even by /r/LegalAdviceUK's standards this is an absolutely sensational made-up post. 10/10 no notes
August 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Even by /r/LegalAdviceUK's standards this is an absolutely sensational made-up post. 10/10 no notes
Saw a Reddit post on a new twist in push payment scams and what strikes me isn't it's "sophistication", it's how mind-numbingly tedious it is. It must have taken ages to happen
July 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Saw a Reddit post on a new twist in push payment scams and what strikes me isn't it's "sophistication", it's how mind-numbingly tedious it is. It must have taken ages to happen
Odd, I didnt get that but I did get one about the AGM in May so I am still on some sort of list. Not the only one who's not had any
July 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Odd, I didnt get that but I did get one about the AGM in May so I am still on some sort of list. Not the only one who's not had any
Nothing quite like the sound of Darude's Sandstorm echoing around an empty stadium to tell you the Scottish football season is back baby. Awouu (wolf howl)
July 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Nothing quite like the sound of Darude's Sandstorm echoing around an empty stadium to tell you the Scottish football season is back baby. Awouu (wolf howl)
The Amazon 1-star reviews are a joy to read btw. Some true hater energy here, no holds barred
July 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Amazon 1-star reviews are a joy to read btw. Some true hater energy here, no holds barred
Skimming the Wikipedia summary of The Salt Path and this very much has "and then the whole polling station clapped" vibes
July 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Skimming the Wikipedia summary of The Salt Path and this very much has "and then the whole polling station clapped" vibes
Seen this cartoon go round and what strikes me is how it is basically the Torment Nexus tweet but about a hundred times clumsier and less funny
July 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Seen this cartoon go round and what strikes me is how it is basically the Torment Nexus tweet but about a hundred times clumsier and less funny
One of the only sad things about the Glasgow Subway getting new trains last year was that these signs could no longer be vandalised
July 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
One of the only sad things about the Glasgow Subway getting new trains last year was that these signs could no longer be vandalised
The kind of trenchant analysis that makes the licence fee worth every penny
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The kind of trenchant analysis that makes the licence fee worth every penny
That said, a moment of reflection here: I shouldn't be too cocky, the subtext "Unlike other people, I can definitely tell when something is AI slop" and this picture are the same picture
June 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That said, a moment of reflection here: I shouldn't be too cocky, the subtext "Unlike other people, I can definitely tell when something is AI slop" and this picture are the same picture