Chris Almeida
@chrisalmeida.bsky.social
CFB editor at ESPN | writing elsewhere | chrisjalmeida.com
1) The New Yorker is profitable
2) Even if a business is losing money, workers have rights
3) A little rich to be doing the "you dumb kids don't realize you have no rights if your company is losing money" shtick from your newsletter for a company that is...not profitable
2) Even if a business is losing money, workers have rights
3) A little rich to be doing the "you dumb kids don't realize you have no rights if your company is losing money" shtick from your newsletter for a company that is...not profitable
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
1) The New Yorker is profitable
2) Even if a business is losing money, workers have rights
3) A little rich to be doing the "you dumb kids don't realize you have no rights if your company is losing money" shtick from your newsletter for a company that is...not profitable
2) Even if a business is losing money, workers have rights
3) A little rich to be doing the "you dumb kids don't realize you have no rights if your company is losing money" shtick from your newsletter for a company that is...not profitable
"tantrums"
You know who Byers is writing for and yet it is still shocking how condescending he is
You know who Byers is writing for and yet it is still shocking how condescending he is
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"tantrums"
You know who Byers is writing for and yet it is still shocking how condescending he is
You know who Byers is writing for and yet it is still shocking how condescending he is
"Conde has not provided that footage" Well, I'm sure we'll see it any second now!
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Conde has not provided that footage" Well, I'm sure we'll see it any second now!
"performative rain dance" "Human Resources Director magazine"!
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"performative rain dance" "Human Resources Director magazine"!
The buzzer went off again
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The buzzer went off again
October 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some things never change
July 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Some things never change
Quote post with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Quote post with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
After seeing the approaches into 10 and 11
April 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
After seeing the approaches into 10 and 11
Bonus: here is me exploring the emotional range of the keys at an early age
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Bonus: here is me exploring the emotional range of the keys at an early age
"Gerry's a young 74, cancer notwithstanding"
December 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
"Gerry's a young 74, cancer notwithstanding"
In 1920s New York, divorce wasn’t allowed without proof of adultery, so couples would have to stage one party getting caught in the act by a photographer and a lawyer lmao
November 19, 2024 at 12:42 AM
In 1920s New York, divorce wasn’t allowed without proof of adultery, so couples would have to stage one party getting caught in the act by a photographer and a lawyer lmao
Dishing out invite codes
July 5, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Dishing out invite codes
Jay Monahan yesterday
June 6, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Jay Monahan yesterday