Chris Alan Jones
@chrisalanjones.bsky.social
Writer type person. Kiddo co-wrangler. Picture taker. Notebook afficionado. Typewriter collector. Cubs fan. Detroitish. http://instagram.com/chrisalanjones/
Pretty sure somewhere in Jesusland, USA there is a tone deaf church with a youth group called CIS Teen Chapel. I have no proof, it’s just a gut feeling.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pretty sure somewhere in Jesusland, USA there is a tone deaf church with a youth group called CIS Teen Chapel. I have no proof, it’s just a gut feeling.
Asked my wife to take my phone away from me earlier so I wouldn’t text the person who gave birth to me “I hope you die penniless & in prison” in case you were wondering how it’s going. Kthxbai.
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Asked my wife to take my phone away from me earlier so I wouldn’t text the person who gave birth to me “I hope you die penniless & in prison” in case you were wondering how it’s going. Kthxbai.
Calling it now. 2025 MLB season will give us (really just me) the 1984 World Series I wanted with my beloved @Cubs & adopted new hometown @tigers
#GoCubsGo
#GoCubsGo
July 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Calling it now. 2025 MLB season will give us (really just me) the 1984 World Series I wanted with my beloved @Cubs & adopted new hometown @tigers
#GoCubsGo
#GoCubsGo
In the #ECF if the road team wins out that sets up an epic game 7 between #Pacers and #Knicks #NBAPlayoffs2025 #NBAPlayoffs
May 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
In the #ECF if the road team wins out that sets up an epic game 7 between #Pacers and #Knicks #NBAPlayoffs2025 #NBAPlayoffs
May 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Damn, the Dodgers going for all the heart strings tonight with Kirk Gibson throw the first pitch to Freddy Freeman.
March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Damn, the Dodgers going for all the heart strings tonight with Kirk Gibson throw the first pitch to Freddy Freeman.
New artwork from the kiddo. Robot Cat in flowers.
New tattoo?
New tattoo?
February 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
New artwork from the kiddo. Robot Cat in flowers.
New tattoo?
New tattoo?
I have lost approx 110lbs since Dec ‘23 and am now the weight I was in 1991. Lots of therapy & healing. Bought Levi’s off the rack today and they fit perfect.
It was a significant and emotional experience for me. First time in 30 yrs I didn’t have to go to big & tall store.
It was a significant and emotional experience for me. First time in 30 yrs I didn’t have to go to big & tall store.
February 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I have lost approx 110lbs since Dec ‘23 and am now the weight I was in 1991. Lots of therapy & healing. Bought Levi’s off the rack today and they fit perfect.
It was a significant and emotional experience for me. First time in 30 yrs I didn’t have to go to big & tall store.
It was a significant and emotional experience for me. First time in 30 yrs I didn’t have to go to big & tall store.
Most ppl after gummies & a 🥃, “I want Taco Bell!” My silly self: “pretty sure I have the stuff for 🥑 toast. Where’s the sharp knife?”
Stay tuned for part 2 where I decide a microwave apple crisp is a good idea!
Stay tuned for part 2 where I decide a microwave apple crisp is a good idea!
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Most ppl after gummies & a 🥃, “I want Taco Bell!” My silly self: “pretty sure I have the stuff for 🥑 toast. Where’s the sharp knife?”
Stay tuned for part 2 where I decide a microwave apple crisp is a good idea!
Stay tuned for part 2 where I decide a microwave apple crisp is a good idea!
Had an interesting & productive call with the EEOC about my experience at @webmd.com and my former manager. Let’s see what happens next.
February 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Had an interesting & productive call with the EEOC about my experience at @webmd.com and my former manager. Let’s see what happens next.
The level your music trivia level needs to be at when your wife is a 27 yr music journo & your MiL is a former radio exec in Chi & Det is unattainable 😱
January 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The level your music trivia level needs to be at when your wife is a 27 yr music journo & your MiL is a former radio exec in Chi & Det is unattainable 😱
It looks like i got a ton of new followers in the last week.
Thank you and I will be spending more time here and will follow back soon.
Thanks for your patience!
Thank you and I will be spending more time here and will follow back soon.
Thanks for your patience!
January 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It looks like i got a ton of new followers in the last week.
Thank you and I will be spending more time here and will follow back soon.
Thanks for your patience!
Thank you and I will be spending more time here and will follow back soon.
Thanks for your patience!
Solid day for the @Spotify interns…
January 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Solid day for the @Spotify interns…
Joni built me a Build A Bear for 🎄 & when I press his paw Joni’s sweet little voice says “I love you, papa”.
Immediate waterworks.
Heart completely melted.
I woke up 🎄 morning owning zero teddy bears & now own the most priceless Build A Bear ever builded. ❤️🥹
Immediate waterworks.
Heart completely melted.
I woke up 🎄 morning owning zero teddy bears & now own the most priceless Build A Bear ever builded. ❤️🥹
December 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Joni built me a Build A Bear for 🎄 & when I press his paw Joni’s sweet little voice says “I love you, papa”.
Immediate waterworks.
Heart completely melted.
I woke up 🎄 morning owning zero teddy bears & now own the most priceless Build A Bear ever builded. ❤️🥹
Immediate waterworks.
Heart completely melted.
I woke up 🎄 morning owning zero teddy bears & now own the most priceless Build A Bear ever builded. ❤️🥹
Chatting with my better half tonight after taking edibles and managed to work a reference to Aspergum into the conversation AND in context. Please clap. #genx en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergum
Aspergum - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
November 25, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Chatting with my better half tonight after taking edibles and managed to work a reference to Aspergum into the conversation AND in context. Please clap. #genx en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergum
Now that I am knocking on the door of 49, I realized ago that I never believed. the religion/god/jesus stuff. I realized it was the only unquestioned way to be away from my family. I went to bible college bc they didn’t want me going to a “secular” college and I had to get out of there.
November 22, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Now that I am knocking on the door of 49, I realized ago that I never believed. the religion/god/jesus stuff. I realized it was the only unquestioned way to be away from my family. I went to bible college bc they didn’t want me going to a “secular” college and I had to get out of there.
I’ve had the basic idea for a story and plot for a few months and have been letting it percolate in my brain. Finally think I know how it ends and have it narrowed down to two choices for POV and how I want to write it. Writing it is the hard part now. #authors
July 5, 2023 at 2:05 PM
I’ve had the basic idea for a story and plot for a few months and have been letting it percolate in my brain. Finally think I know how it ends and have it narrowed down to two choices for POV and how I want to write it. Writing it is the hard part now. #authors
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Hi everyone! We have changed the way we are handling the author feed!
There are far too many people for us to manually add each and every one, now.
You can just use #author or #authors in your posts and it will show in the feed.
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July 4, 2023 at 3:01 PM
📚IMPORTANT UPDATE📚
Hi everyone! We have changed the way we are handling the author feed!
There are far too many people for us to manually add each and every one, now.
You can just use #author or #authors in your posts and it will show in the feed.
💛Please repost to spread the word 💛
Hi everyone! We have changed the way we are handling the author feed!
There are far too many people for us to manually add each and every one, now.
You can just use #author or #authors in your posts and it will show in the feed.
💛Please repost to spread the word 💛
So here I am. Bluing into the void. Looking for the writing community. Are hashtags the same here as the Dark Place? #writingcommunity
July 3, 2023 at 11:16 PM
So here I am. Bluing into the void. Looking for the writing community. Are hashtags the same here as the Dark Place? #writingcommunity