One hopes that its angsty teenage rebellion will eventually grow to a well-adjusted adult. But it really needs to stop hanging out with a bad crowd.

I don't know. I get the sense that maybe understanding the job isn't what the hiring manager is looking for.

Russian Asset roulette

About 1 in 1.65 billion. Which seems crazy but also it's why national lotteries work... if they tested 3 players every game instead of 1 then that would drop to about 1 in 540

This is the one.

Ahh the memories!! Superb!!

In her defense, maths is also satanic..

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

I like Sankey diagrams as much as the next guy, but that is completely unreadable.