Chris Stone
@chris2stone.bsky.social
TINY HANDS, TINY CARS let's go
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
TINY HANDS, TINY CARS let's go
"Someday you will find me....."
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Someday you will find me....."
That will be amazing
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
That will be amazing
This perfectly encapsulates me walking backwards slowly away from anyone spouting this sort of utter shite - for reference my head would be tilted slightly, left eyebrow raised a little.
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This perfectly encapsulates me walking backwards slowly away from anyone spouting this sort of utter shite - for reference my head would be tilted slightly, left eyebrow raised a little.
Harry Cole Saves For His End Of Month Utility Bills
October 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Harry Cole Saves For His End Of Month Utility Bills
It's nailed on, right?
September 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's nailed on, right?
It's like The Manchurian Candidate crossed with Dumb and Dumber
September 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's like The Manchurian Candidate crossed with Dumb and Dumber
👍 not a controversial opinion round ar way....we think he's a cross between jug-eared Lineker and chinny-reckon Jimmy Hill so all the Match of the Day eras basically 👍
August 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
👍 not a controversial opinion round ar way....we think he's a cross between jug-eared Lineker and chinny-reckon Jimmy Hill so all the Match of the Day eras basically 👍
I hope I'm also welcome to hope that whoever your badly represented constituents vote in next, you and your colossal ignorance are consigned to the dustbin of history. You are a disgrace.
August 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hope I'm also welcome to hope that whoever your badly represented constituents vote in next, you and your colossal ignorance are consigned to the dustbin of history. You are a disgrace.
Keano's raging - the real victory
August 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Keano's raging - the real victory
".....and coming up later I've got two new tracks from Scatty Chalk, four lads from Bramcote making a big noise..."
August 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
".....and coming up later I've got two new tracks from Scatty Chalk, four lads from Bramcote making a big noise..."
Powerful stuff methinks
August 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Powerful stuff methinks
I've got one with punchline "He cried when he pulled his stump out" but it's a bit blue for the PC woke crowd - where do you stand on a bit of humour for the dads?
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I've got one with punchline "He cried when he pulled his stump out" but it's a bit blue for the PC woke crowd - where do you stand on a bit of humour for the dads?
I don't recognise this country (or Barrymore) anymore
July 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don't recognise this country (or Barrymore) anymore
Part of his act is he turns his head upside down and looks exactly the same, that's entertainment
July 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Part of his act is he turns his head upside down and looks exactly the same, that's entertainment
This guy's on the fast track to Michael McIntyre's Big Show, no doubt he's the funniest guy in arr pub
July 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This guy's on the fast track to Michael McIntyre's Big Show, no doubt he's the funniest guy in arr pub
Every 15 min city will have a so-called 'Little Chef' (who does that sound like) and a Greggs - it's all connected, wake up sheeple
July 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Every 15 min city will have a so-called 'Little Chef' (who does that sound like) and a Greggs - it's all connected, wake up sheeple
sweet man, good to hear
July 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sweet man, good to hear
I heard they've left their Cardiff hotel room in a right two and eight - Vimto stains, half eaten BabyBells everywhere and they spilled a load of talcum powder on one of the couches
July 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I heard they've left their Cardiff hotel room in a right two and eight - Vimto stains, half eaten BabyBells everywhere and they spilled a load of talcum powder on one of the couches
Not of it stands for All Ingerland (aren't we) you muppet
July 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Not of it stands for All Ingerland (aren't we) you muppet
When they were elected I really thought they'd be braver and better at politics - maybe the silver lining is that this whole shambles has demonstrated the heart and principles still in the party - I have some faith that Labour can get back on the right track but some change has to happen soon
July 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When they were elected I really thought they'd be braver and better at politics - maybe the silver lining is that this whole shambles has demonstrated the heart and principles still in the party - I have some faith that Labour can get back on the right track but some change has to happen soon
That's why they called it "The Top Twenty" - basically 25 didn't exist as a number
June 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That's why they called it "The Top Twenty" - basically 25 didn't exist as a number
If it's getting cramped and swamped and submerged by the interesting/spicy/sexy/alluring other cultures that we have in these Isles, maybe that's because it's the beigest, small-minded, warm-beerest,badly-cooked-roast dinnerest culture going (I'm a white englishmen by the way).
June 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If it's getting cramped and swamped and submerged by the interesting/spicy/sexy/alluring other cultures that we have in these Isles, maybe that's because it's the beigest, small-minded, warm-beerest,badly-cooked-roast dinnerest culture going (I'm a white englishmen by the way).