Chris
chris.brakebill.me
Chris
@chris.brakebill.me
Senior iOS dev. My views are certainly not my employer’s

ReactiveSwift. UIKit. Tuist. Home Assistant.

Vols. Eagles. Magic. Rafa.
I shouldn’t gamble
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The duality of man
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ho. Ho. Ho.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Irrationally excited about this. I thought it was gonna be back ordered until after Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just a reminder that this game is weird as hell. And Florida usually wins by a lot in the past 20 years.

Tennessee NEVER wins by a lot. I’m assuming Florida will come back
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Guess who is winning
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’ve been begging beer companies to do this. Finally. Mini cans.
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
BREAKING: New research is available
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How is it that in 2025 this screen isn’t just a giant QR code? There has to be some sort of dumb legal reason right? It’s insane that we’re still doing this.

So many other services sign in with another device. But fine. Even if you accept this as the simplest technical flow. USE A QR CODE
August 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I still think about this phone.
August 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Saw this in south Knoxville and thought of @hollyanderson.bsky.social
August 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trying to clean out my grinder. Really shook it out. This is the amount of coffee that was lost inside it. Also broken pieces of old burr holders. We break these too often…
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not unhappy with this
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cooksmarts wins again
July 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hey @espn.com

STOP WASTING MY TV SPACE. FILL IT UP
July 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Plex is making some interesting marketing choices
June 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Crouch florist bringing the heat (and bringing it FAST today)
May 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just being a weirdo
April 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Our Easter treat. Nutella filled “cruffins”. He may the most important thing risen today. But He wasn’t the only thing
April 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
$41.65 because we’re a baseball school 🍊
April 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Someone arrest Tony Vitello. This can’t possibly be legal.
February 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This weekends coffee came in a real bougie box. Really good though 👌
February 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Nothing special. Some Whole Foods roses my daughter picked out.

And a lodge skillet. For scale?
February 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trying to decide if it’s time to cash out or shoot for the moon
February 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM