@chris-shirley.bsky.social
Professional Catan player, will trade you wheat for sheep
📍D.C 🏳️🌈🏐📚🏋🏼♂️
📍D.C 🏳️🌈🏐📚🏋🏼♂️
At this age, I just don’t think I’m meant for an uncomfortable life
May 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
At this age, I just don’t think I’m meant for an uncomfortable life
Sometimes bureaucratic blue suits are just too boring
May 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes bureaucratic blue suits are just too boring
I strive to be this level of petty
May 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I strive to be this level of petty
Hotel lighting putting in werk. Now off to eat my weight in Dim Sum.
#HongKong #gaytravel #werk #fitness
#HongKong #gaytravel #werk #fitness
May 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Hotel lighting putting in werk. Now off to eat my weight in Dim Sum.
#HongKong #gaytravel #werk #fitness
#HongKong #gaytravel #werk #fitness
Morning from Hong Kong 🇭🇰
May 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Morning from Hong Kong 🇭🇰
Synopsis of every hallway conversation at my agency..
Fed Employee 1: “How’s it going.”
Fed Employee 2: “Well my badge let me in this morning.”
Fed Employee 1: “Same, did you want it to?”
Fed Employee 2: “Honestly, IDK.”
Fed Employee 1: “How’s it going.”
Fed Employee 2: “Well my badge let me in this morning.”
Fed Employee 1: “Same, did you want it to?”
Fed Employee 2: “Honestly, IDK.”
April 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Synopsis of every hallway conversation at my agency..
Fed Employee 1: “How’s it going.”
Fed Employee 2: “Well my badge let me in this morning.”
Fed Employee 1: “Same, did you want it to?”
Fed Employee 2: “Honestly, IDK.”
Fed Employee 1: “How’s it going.”
Fed Employee 2: “Well my badge let me in this morning.”
Fed Employee 1: “Same, did you want it to?”
Fed Employee 2: “Honestly, IDK.”
How’s dating in DC going …
April 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
How’s dating in DC going …
Struggling with the temptation to ruin progress with a trip to 5 Guys
April 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Struggling with the temptation to ruin progress with a trip to 5 Guys
Not so lazy Saturday
March 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Not so lazy Saturday
Just another kickball Sunday
March 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Just another kickball Sunday
Fucking Cowards!
You not only screwed over Federal Employees but thousands of DC teachers, police, firefighters will lose their jobs, while the rest of us lose the benefit of our own tax dollars.
You not only screwed over Federal Employees but thousands of DC teachers, police, firefighters will lose their jobs, while the rest of us lose the benefit of our own tax dollars.
March 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Fucking Cowards!
You not only screwed over Federal Employees but thousands of DC teachers, police, firefighters will lose their jobs, while the rest of us lose the benefit of our own tax dollars.
You not only screwed over Federal Employees but thousands of DC teachers, police, firefighters will lose their jobs, while the rest of us lose the benefit of our own tax dollars.
Me when friends return with another round of doubles at KiKi
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Parker Posey's #TheWhiteLotus' Southern accent keeps playing nonstop in our heads <3 #TODAYShow
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March 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Me when friends return with another round of doubles at KiKi
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Yes come for American’s alcohol, that’s historically worked out well for U.S. Presidents 😒
BREAKING: President Trump is threatening a 200% tariff on European alcohol as a trade war with the EU escalates
Trump threatens 200% tariff on European alcohol as trade war escalates | CNN Business
President Donald Trump on Thursday threatened to impose a massive tariff on European alcohol in response to the European Union’s retaliation against his steel and aluminum tariffs – a tit-for-tat esca...
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March 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yes come for American’s alcohol, that’s historically worked out well for U.S. Presidents 😒
Every D.C. restaurant, bar, shopping establishment etc should refuse service to every member of Congress, Democratic or Republican, until they remove the $1 billion cut to DC budget from the CR. ITS OUR OWN TAX DOLLARS. You don’t get to enjoy the city when you trash its residents #FAFO #DoSomething
March 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Every D.C. restaurant, bar, shopping establishment etc should refuse service to every member of Congress, Democratic or Republican, until they remove the $1 billion cut to DC budget from the CR. ITS OUR OWN TAX DOLLARS. You don’t get to enjoy the city when you trash its residents #FAFO #DoSomething
45 min peloton ride with Cody Risby just about did me in this morning
March 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
45 min peloton ride with Cody Risby just about did me in this morning
Trump announcing tariffs like he’s Dr. fucking Evil. But then again that feels like an insult to Dr. Evil, he at least had a sound strategy.
dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
ALT: dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
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March 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Trump announcing tariffs like he’s Dr. fucking Evil. But then again that feels like an insult to Dr. Evil, he at least had a sound strategy.
Happy Lady Gaga week for all those who celebrate! For those who don’t I wish you a week of quiet self-reflection on your life choices.
#Mayhem #LadyGaGa7
#Mayhem #LadyGaGa7
March 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy Lady Gaga week for all those who celebrate! For those who don’t I wish you a week of quiet self-reflection on your life choices.
#Mayhem #LadyGaGa7
#Mayhem #LadyGaGa7
March 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Back day, but arms were arm-ing
March 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Back day, but arms were arm-ing
Russian Apologist and Elon’s Coffee boi threaten a U.S. ally on live tv while spewing Putin’s talking points. ~ Fixed it NBC News
Fucking insane, and jeopardizes American security and degrades out standing around the world. I’m tired of all this “winning”
www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-...
#Ukraine
Fucking insane, and jeopardizes American security and degrades out standing around the world. I’m tired of all this “winning”
www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-...
#Ukraine
Trump tells Zelenskyy he's 'gambling with World War III' in tense exchange
President Trump, Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and Vice President Vance had a tense exchange about the ongoing war with Russia. Vance asked Zelenskyy if he has ever said "thank you" for U.S. aid and T...
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February 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Russian Apologist and Elon’s Coffee boi threaten a U.S. ally on live tv while spewing Putin’s talking points. ~ Fixed it NBC News
Fucking insane, and jeopardizes American security and degrades out standing around the world. I’m tired of all this “winning”
www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-...
#Ukraine
Fucking insane, and jeopardizes American security and degrades out standing around the world. I’m tired of all this “winning”
www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-...
#Ukraine