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Chris S. Burns (He/Him)
@chris-s-burns.bsky.social
Fiction/science fiction writer and academic librarian. He/Him
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back Blue Ketchup, you cowards!
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m sorry @The_Globe and @folger.edu, is Timon of Athens literally the first example of Man or Bear? The scholars must know! #ManOrBear #ManVsBear #TimonOfAthens #Shakespeare #GlobeTheatre
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Had A great time seeing @scalzi.com in conversation with Kim Stanley Robinson. These 2 sci-fi legends covered a lot of ground! Thanks @litquake.org and the Jewish Community Center of SF for putting it on!
October 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Found some photos for my dating profile
July 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Book of 42 is a great coffee table book/anthology. If you like short, digestible stories, check it out!
June 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
For those of you who still think #librarians just shush people all the time, here's a #3Dprint I did at work today of a rancher trying to keep his cow from being abducted by #aliens, this hard-hitting librarianship
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
My flash story, It's Always Sunny in the Space Needle, was just published by Solarpunk Magazine! It’s about global warming and capitalism, and takes place in one of my favorite buildings in the world, the Space Needle. Read it here:

www.patreon.com/posts/112429...
October 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
The top 4 Classic Love Movies according to Google’s A.I. include #EyesWideShut #EternalSunshine and #LeonTheProfessional. Ya’ll we might need to stage an intervention because #Gemini is absolutely crying into a gallon of ice cream right now (2/2)
July 16, 2024 at 5:05 PM
These are the top 4 Classic Comedies according to Google’s A.I. and, dear gentle readers, Gemini is either nowhere near passing as human or else it’s a total psychopath. Love movies to follow (1/2) #Lolita #TheLostBoys #DeadPoetSociety. Not pictured: #EternalSunshine (No 7).
July 16, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The total eclipse falls on #RexManningDay? Say no more!
April 8, 2024 at 5:19 PM