Have you heard of Johnny?
@chris-rags.bsky.social
Ravens Fanatic. 2 wheeled mullet 🚴. Army Vet - Prime Power. Retired collegiate athlete 🏈. Now just a nerdy Engineer 👷.
Giving out Divorced Guy tips - or just tracking my own learned experiences.
#Ravensflock self proclaimed leader
Giving out Divorced Guy tips - or just tracking my own learned experiences.
#Ravensflock self proclaimed leader
Any other Ravens fan feeling like me this morning?
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Any other Ravens fan feeling like me this morning?
Jaire Alexander wasn’t worth the $4 million
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Jaire Alexander wasn’t worth the $4 million
Well, safe to say the Musk Vs Trump feud is not going to end well.
June 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Well, safe to say the Musk Vs Trump feud is not going to end well.
Oh, there’s no inflation now.
Crazy, he campaigned on that, and now it’s fixed. No one noticed these food prices going down, and your dollar is worth 10% less, but pack it up - inflations over!
Crazy, he campaigned on that, and now it’s fixed. No one noticed these food prices going down, and your dollar is worth 10% less, but pack it up - inflations over!
April 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Oh, there’s no inflation now.
Crazy, he campaigned on that, and now it’s fixed. No one noticed these food prices going down, and your dollar is worth 10% less, but pack it up - inflations over!
Crazy, he campaigned on that, and now it’s fixed. No one noticed these food prices going down, and your dollar is worth 10% less, but pack it up - inflations over!
Snip snap snip snap!
April 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Snip snap snip snap!
Hegseth and Vance clearly never met him
March 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hegseth and Vance clearly never met him
In other news, officially lost 6 months of SPY market gains in 1 month at this point.
Don’t even look at the NASDAQ.
Don’t even look at the NASDAQ.
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
In other news, officially lost 6 months of SPY market gains in 1 month at this point.
Don’t even look at the NASDAQ.
Don’t even look at the NASDAQ.
US Markets officially into correction territory as of this morning - in ONE month.
Epic sell off by most standards.
Epic sell off by most standards.
March 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
US Markets officially into correction territory as of this morning - in ONE month.
Epic sell off by most standards.
Epic sell off by most standards.
Good thing he and President Musk are Free Speech Absolutists - until it disagrees with their views, at least.
March 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Good thing he and President Musk are Free Speech Absolutists - until it disagrees with their views, at least.
Cancelling a Saturday night date to go grab a sump pump and prevent my basement from flooding.
It’s a weird year, but bailing water like a pirate ain’t cool when it’s set to pour all night.
It’s a weird year, but bailing water like a pirate ain’t cool when it’s set to pour all night.
February 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Cancelling a Saturday night date to go grab a sump pump and prevent my basement from flooding.
It’s a weird year, but bailing water like a pirate ain’t cool when it’s set to pour all night.
It’s a weird year, but bailing water like a pirate ain’t cool when it’s set to pour all night.
Everyone talking about the price of eggs - y’all, we aren’t gonna find solace in the price of beef either.
There is a hot CPI incoming this month. Commodities exploding.
There is a hot CPI incoming this month. Commodities exploding.
January 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Everyone talking about the price of eggs - y’all, we aren’t gonna find solace in the price of beef either.
There is a hot CPI incoming this month. Commodities exploding.
There is a hot CPI incoming this month. Commodities exploding.
My new place doesn’t have room for my table saw and other power tools, so I’ve taken to wood working by hand.
Today, I finished a thing. No electricity involved.
Jointer’s mallet.
Today, I finished a thing. No electricity involved.
Jointer’s mallet.
January 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My new place doesn’t have room for my table saw and other power tools, so I’ve taken to wood working by hand.
Today, I finished a thing. No electricity involved.
Jointer’s mallet.
Today, I finished a thing. No electricity involved.
Jointer’s mallet.
January 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thank you, Mr. Richard, for providing old growth hardwood for my next decade or two of projects.
The gorgeous 1950’s hand tools are a bonus. Mint.
The gorgeous 1950’s hand tools are a bonus. Mint.
December 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Thank you, Mr. Richard, for providing old growth hardwood for my next decade or two of projects.
The gorgeous 1950’s hand tools are a bonus. Mint.
The gorgeous 1950’s hand tools are a bonus. Mint.
I’m gonna have to blame ya.
December 24, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I’m gonna have to blame ya.
I’m ready to EAT like an absolute chonk the next two days.
150 floors in anticipation.
I love the holidays!
150 floors in anticipation.
I love the holidays!
December 23, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I’m ready to EAT like an absolute chonk the next two days.
150 floors in anticipation.
I love the holidays!
150 floors in anticipation.
I love the holidays!
December 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Good Ol’ Cartoon Network - programming me from the start.
It might explain the total instability in my love life 🤣
It might explain the total instability in my love life 🤣
December 17, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Good Ol’ Cartoon Network - programming me from the start.
It might explain the total instability in my love life 🤣
It might explain the total instability in my love life 🤣
I’m a taco connoisseur.
If you want the best Tacqueria in town, look for this:
-slammed at 12PM on Saturday
-littered with work trucks, boots, and chore coats
-90+% non native English speakers
If tacos cost over $4 a piece, run away.
Result - $10 meal of perfection.
If you want the best Tacqueria in town, look for this:
-slammed at 12PM on Saturday
-littered with work trucks, boots, and chore coats
-90+% non native English speakers
If tacos cost over $4 a piece, run away.
Result - $10 meal of perfection.
December 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I’m a taco connoisseur.
If you want the best Tacqueria in town, look for this:
-slammed at 12PM on Saturday
-littered with work trucks, boots, and chore coats
-90+% non native English speakers
If tacos cost over $4 a piece, run away.
Result - $10 meal of perfection.
If you want the best Tacqueria in town, look for this:
-slammed at 12PM on Saturday
-littered with work trucks, boots, and chore coats
-90+% non native English speakers
If tacos cost over $4 a piece, run away.
Result - $10 meal of perfection.
Fuck you Samsung.
I’m smarter than your bullshit. Still has an USB port.
Side note- if someone is making a “smart tv” that doesn’t require an account to function, and has analog buttons on it, they would make a killing.
I’m smarter than your bullshit. Still has an USB port.
Side note- if someone is making a “smart tv” that doesn’t require an account to function, and has analog buttons on it, they would make a killing.
December 8, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Fuck you Samsung.
I’m smarter than your bullshit. Still has an USB port.
Side note- if someone is making a “smart tv” that doesn’t require an account to function, and has analog buttons on it, they would make a killing.
I’m smarter than your bullshit. Still has an USB port.
Side note- if someone is making a “smart tv” that doesn’t require an account to function, and has analog buttons on it, they would make a killing.
Just me diving into the newest Stormlight Archive book with my morning coffee
December 7, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Just me diving into the newest Stormlight Archive book with my morning coffee
Good Morning,
The Hawk Tuah girl spat on her followers yesterday - pumping and rugging a Hawk coin
I’m beginning to think America might have an education problem y’all.
The Hawk Tuah girl spat on her followers yesterday - pumping and rugging a Hawk coin
I’m beginning to think America might have an education problem y’all.
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Good Morning,
The Hawk Tuah girl spat on her followers yesterday - pumping and rugging a Hawk coin
I’m beginning to think America might have an education problem y’all.
The Hawk Tuah girl spat on her followers yesterday - pumping and rugging a Hawk coin
I’m beginning to think America might have an education problem y’all.
#DivorcedGuyTip 11
Your music isn’t old, new music is just trash.
Spotify wrapped doesn’t know what it’s talking about
Your music isn’t old, new music is just trash.
Spotify wrapped doesn’t know what it’s talking about
December 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
#DivorcedGuyTip 11
Your music isn’t old, new music is just trash.
Spotify wrapped doesn’t know what it’s talking about
Your music isn’t old, new music is just trash.
Spotify wrapped doesn’t know what it’s talking about
In non Ravens news, tacos are my go to health food.
Ran out of cilantro. Yes it's missing.
Carne Asada has absolutely had me ask out a woman in a Taco Truck before.
Ran out of cilantro. Yes it's missing.
Carne Asada has absolutely had me ask out a woman in a Taco Truck before.
December 1, 2024 at 11:28 PM
In non Ravens news, tacos are my go to health food.
Ran out of cilantro. Yes it's missing.
Carne Asada has absolutely had me ask out a woman in a Taco Truck before.
Ran out of cilantro. Yes it's missing.
Carne Asada has absolutely had me ask out a woman in a Taco Truck before.