Have you heard of Johnny?
chris-rags.bsky.social
Have you heard of Johnny?
@chris-rags.bsky.social
Ravens Fanatic. 2 wheeled mullet 🚴. Army Vet - Prime Power. Retired collegiate athlete 🏈. Now just a nerdy Engineer 👷.

Giving out Divorced Guy tips - or just tracking my own learned experiences.

#Ravensflock self proclaimed leader
Any other Ravens fan feeling like me this morning?
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Jaire Alexander wasn’t worth the $4 million
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Well, safe to say the Musk Vs Trump feud is not going to end well.
June 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh, there’s no inflation now.

Crazy, he campaigned on that, and now it’s fixed. No one noticed these food prices going down, and your dollar is worth 10% less, but pack it up - inflations over!
April 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Snip snap snip snap!
April 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hegseth and Vance clearly never met him
March 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In other news, officially lost 6 months of SPY market gains in 1 month at this point.

Don’t even look at the NASDAQ.
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
US Markets officially into correction territory as of this morning - in ONE month.

Epic sell off by most standards.
March 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Good thing he and President Musk are Free Speech Absolutists - until it disagrees with their views, at least.
March 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Cancelling a Saturday night date to go grab a sump pump and prevent my basement from flooding.

It’s a weird year, but bailing water like a pirate ain’t cool when it’s set to pour all night.
February 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Everyone talking about the price of eggs - y’all, we aren’t gonna find solace in the price of beef either.

There is a hot CPI incoming this month. Commodities exploding.
January 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My new place doesn’t have room for my table saw and other power tools, so I’ve taken to wood working by hand.

Today, I finished a thing. No electricity involved.

Jointer’s mallet.
January 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The best part of King Henry’s 👑 breakaway runs this season

#Ravensflock
January 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thank you, Mr. Richard, for providing old growth hardwood for my next decade or two of projects.

The gorgeous 1950’s hand tools are a bonus. Mint.
December 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I’m gonna have to blame ya.
December 24, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I’m ready to EAT like an absolute chonk the next two days.

150 floors in anticipation.

I love the holidays!
December 23, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Stress free Victory Sunday, because your squad beat down the Steelers already.

#Ravensflock
December 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Good Ol’ Cartoon Network - programming me from the start.

It might explain the total instability in my love life 🤣
December 17, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I’m a taco connoisseur.

If you want the best Tacqueria in town, look for this:

-slammed at 12PM on Saturday
-littered with work trucks, boots, and chore coats
-90+% non native English speakers

If tacos cost over $4 a piece, run away.

Result - $10 meal of perfection.
December 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Fuck you Samsung.

I’m smarter than your bullshit. Still has an USB port.

Side note- if someone is making a “smart tv” that doesn’t require an account to function, and has analog buttons on it, they would make a killing.
December 8, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Just me diving into the newest Stormlight Archive book with my morning coffee
December 7, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Good Morning,

The Hawk Tuah girl spat on her followers yesterday - pumping and rugging a Hawk coin

I’m beginning to think America might have an education problem y’all.
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
#DivorcedGuyTip 11

Your music isn’t old, new music is just trash.

Spotify wrapped doesn’t know what it’s talking about
December 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
In non Ravens news, tacos are my go to health food.

Ran out of cilantro. Yes it's missing.

Carne Asada has absolutely had me ask out a woman in a Taco Truck before.
December 1, 2024 at 11:28 PM