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Chris Kraft
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Previously @Krift_Dig on Twitter before it became a cesspool
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
Pope singing Lose Yourself
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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But by all means, let’s replace humans with this bullshit
Headline says “Two federal judges say use of AI led to errors in US court rulings”
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Man, with all of this winning are we great yet?
Coffee increased 41% year-over-year ground beef 12% orange juice 12% banana bananas, 9% potato chips 8% chicken breast 5%
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I’m 100% here for this!!
Malkin and Ovi jersey swap
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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You said it was a good size
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Great minds
Two people enjoying anthems sung by Bruce Dickinson
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Shocking, a guy that looks like this can’t be trusted
Theo Vaughn looks like a giant pile of white trash
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Her: you’re drunk
You: no I’m not
Her:
You:
Al Michaels on TNF, broadcast feed was screwed up, so he looks like he’s from the Goonies
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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You’re so close sweetie
Convincing my left-wing former close friends on Facebook that Charly Kirk wasn’t a Nazi or a fascist is completely futile because I can’t even convince them that I’m not a Nazi or a fascist and many have known me since early grade school
September 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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It’s not video games
Charts detailing video games have nothing to do with violent gun deaths
September 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Cult
N/a
July 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Just the best and smartest of politicians
Tweet acknowledging the us government will waste $300-400 million on absolutely useless shit
July 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Not another Teen Movie “Cry me a river dickface”
June 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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So much winning
Subaru announces, they are raising the prices of their cars by thousands of dollars because of the economic conditions under 🍊
May 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Are we great yet?
Embarrassing headline for 🍊
April 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Probably just one hellova coincidence and perfect timing
🍊 with jackass CEOs
April 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Ted Cruz dumbass was at the basketball and caused Houston to lose
April 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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He even looks like a Russian doll
Russian dolls
April 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Received the same message via text:
Piece of shit Brad Schimel trying to buy votes
April 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Nice to see what Brad Schimel is up to today. Nothing to see here, just offering money for votes
Screen grab of Schimel offering money in exchange for votes
April 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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We don’t need people from Oklahoma making decisions
Oklahoma sucks
March 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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😂
Perfect
March 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Everything is for sale when you don’t have a soul
Easter egg roll at the White House is looking for money because 🍊 is a fucking loser
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Absolutely insane
Screen grab stating Little Caesar’s 2010s beat Belle Tires fucking doors off 43-0 at MI AAA State (hockey)
March 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I think that same person was banging a family member too:
Article title: Donald Trumps unsettling record of comments about his daughter Ivanka
January 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM