Smokescreen to entice Miami to trade up to 11 for Will Johnson, while we pick up an extra day 2 pick and land the player we were eyeing at 11 anyway…Walter Nolan…I hope, at least.

If only…🤞🏻

I wrote off a third of the country last Trump term. The reality is you simply can’t fix stupid & right now, stupid is loud & proud.

Please tell us we will be prioritizing an upgrade at C in free agency. Watching Brendel get shoved into Purdy’s face every play got old quick last season.

Besides Kittle & Purdy, which other contracts might we extend to open up additional space, if any?

Mission successfully completed 😅

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Rock-hard abs”

Could be an ironic nickname for the two peas in a shriveled pod I’m imagining, like “Tiny” for a Goliath

If your mood is improving right now, you’re either a sadist, MAGA-moron or a billionaire techbro with eyes on all that metadata.