Iron_Horse
@chris-collis.bsky.social
Liberal lefty; Mostly Retired Food and Drink Marketer; Dorking Rugby,
Keep Walking.
Keep Walking.
Mixing metaphors this morning? Perhaps it's a clock tower, standing tall on a sun-drenched winter's morning, its pendulum cutting through the frosty air to mark the eternal progression of time; as the villagers below pour steaming drinks and pull on warm coats, contemplating the new day ahead.
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Mixing metaphors this morning? Perhaps it's a clock tower, standing tall on a sun-drenched winter's morning, its pendulum cutting through the frosty air to mark the eternal progression of time; as the villagers below pour steaming drinks and pull on warm coats, contemplating the new day ahead.
Christmas Day, a good day to bury bad news.
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Christmas Day, a good day to bury bad news.
Those lips have never enjoyed a kiss of shared love and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Those lips have never enjoyed a kiss of shared love and joy.
Merry Christmas, McGee. 🎅
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Merry Christmas, McGee. 🎅
You're assuming the mid-terms won't be cancelled due to some National Emergency.
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You're assuming the mid-terms won't be cancelled due to some National Emergency.
2/2 I walked up our neighbour's path through their front garden, which has a lovely bed filled with bark chippings.
As I said, you never forget the smell...
#JustPassingItOn...
As I said, you never forget the smell...
#JustPassingItOn...
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
2/2 I walked up our neighbour's path through their front garden, which has a lovely bed filled with bark chippings.
As I said, you never forget the smell...
#JustPassingItOn...
As I said, you never forget the smell...
#JustPassingItOn...
We used to live next door to a woman with 13 cats in a terraced house. They used to come into our garden, find a flower bed full of catshit, and then dig it up to have another shit. I'll never forget the smell that meant we couldn't use the garden. We now have 2 cats. I walked up our ... 1/2
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We used to live next door to a woman with 13 cats in a terraced house. They used to come into our garden, find a flower bed full of catshit, and then dig it up to have another shit. I'll never forget the smell that meant we couldn't use the garden. We now have 2 cats. I walked up our ... 1/2
If you get the chance to a question of him at a presser, may I suggest: "I think it's very brave of you to wear all that eyeliner in public, Mr Vance... When did you come out as trans?"
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you get the chance to a question of him at a presser, may I suggest: "I think it's very brave of you to wear all that eyeliner in public, Mr Vance... When did you come out as trans?"
It's almost as if he wants to destroy the US tourism industry; just like a foreign-state-sponsored asset. 🇷🇺
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's almost as if he wants to destroy the US tourism industry; just like a foreign-state-sponsored asset. 🇷🇺
We can be confident that this prefixed name will be removed from all national monuments and assets within weeks of the defenestration of Piggy Trump and his weird, corrupted family.
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
We can be confident that this prefixed name will be removed from all national monuments and assets within weeks of the defenestration of Piggy Trump and his weird, corrupted family.
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Carefully staged it may be, and he will roll out the usual lies, but can you imagine Trump trying to manage that before descending into the non-sequitur ramblings of a demented octogenarian.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Carefully staged it may be, and he will roll out the usual lies, but can you imagine Trump trying to manage that before descending into the non-sequitur ramblings of a demented octogenarian.
Absolutely possible to go after individual directors' assets and to have trusts struck down if they were from proceeds of crime.
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Absolutely possible to go after individual directors' assets and to have trusts struck down if they were from proceeds of crime.
He needs to be in jail with his mate Gill. The evidence will be there, time to make it stick. He'll claim to be a political prisoner, but leave him to rot.
December 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
He needs to be in jail with his mate Gill. The evidence will be there, time to make it stick. He'll claim to be a political prisoner, but leave him to rot.
I hope those words, as they pulled away from his speech, were: " Well, I think we've heard enough from that Racist Tosser..."
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I hope those words, as they pulled away from his speech, were: " Well, I think we've heard enough from that Racist Tosser..."
Great. Good luck. ( and a very Merry Christmas 😎)
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Great. Good luck. ( and a very Merry Christmas 😎)
2/2 just the freehold bit, not the property itself.) [ don't rely on the existing freeholders valuation]
And 2. Don't forget to award yourselves LONG leases as soon as you own the freehold, Lots forget, which causes future tax issues.
It's such a specialist area, it's worth the advice. Good luck.
And 2. Don't forget to award yourselves LONG leases as soon as you own the freehold, Lots forget, which causes future tax issues.
It's such a specialist area, it's worth the advice. Good luck.
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
2/2 just the freehold bit, not the property itself.) [ don't rely on the existing freeholders valuation]
And 2. Don't forget to award yourselves LONG leases as soon as you own the freehold, Lots forget, which causes future tax issues.
It's such a specialist area, it's worth the advice. Good luck.
And 2. Don't forget to award yourselves LONG leases as soon as you own the freehold, Lots forget, which causes future tax issues.
It's such a specialist area, it's worth the advice. Good luck.
Yep, that's just another bit of money laundering then.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yep, that's just another bit of money laundering then.