DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Ready for some #LAGalaxy soccer! #ElPacifico let’s go!!

My country is being destroyed from the inside out, but let's not lose sight of what's really important:

it is Friday

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King

Canadian int'l and former Colorado Rapids center back Moïse Bombito listed as the *fastest* player in Europe's top five leagues, ahead of Kylian Mbappe, by TransferRoom

LA Galaxy winger Joseph Paintsil listed as the second fastest player in the world

Hot take: Russel Crow is my favorite Javert. #lesmis

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…

RIIIIIIIQQQQUIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

I don't know who needs to hear this, everyone I think, but if you send a PDF to your kindle and put 'convert' as the subject it will change it to epub format for you, you're welcome

(I posted this on the other place and was surprised by how many people it helped so thought I'd do it here too.)

@lagalaxy.bsky.social I heard a rumor that the first 300 followers get free tickets to the Minnesota game? 👀