Laws of physics for cake eaters bonus:

Schrondinger’s Theory: A cake is either baked or unbaked;you cannot tell until you’ve taken it out of the oven

Laws of physics for cake eaters 2/2:

Archimedes’s Principle: If you drop a cake in a full bowl of custard, you will spill some custard

Hooke’s Law: If you drop said bowl of custard onto the cake, the amount of squishage will depend on the weight of the bowl and the height of the drop

I’ve decided to put a single file line and only one slow till attendant for my Rodin Exhibition. It’s called “Be and Queue “

Luckily there was no booze involved. Otherwise we’d be talking about Beery Annie