Chris Martin
@chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy
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There are two related stitch definitions here and I wanted the shape of the texts to better reflect the shape of the stitch to more easily compare and contrast the two
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
There are two related stitch definitions here and I wanted the shape of the texts to better reflect the shape of the stitch to more easily compare and contrast the two
Crochet pattern authors will often go to great lengths to avoid repetition, whereas I as an older programmer see no shame in the occasional loop unrolling for reasons
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Crochet pattern authors will often go to great lengths to avoid repetition, whereas I as an older programmer see no shame in the occasional loop unrolling for reasons
It's funny stamped metal kind of reads as cheap now even through you can tell this stuff holds up really well
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It's funny stamped metal kind of reads as cheap now even through you can tell this stuff holds up really well
I gotta say these flashlight gloves are a lifesaving thing every once in a while
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I gotta say these flashlight gloves are a lifesaving thing every once in a while
i can take apart the remote control and
i can almost put it back together
i can almost put it back together
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i can take apart the remote control and
i can almost put it back together
i can almost put it back together
crochet fuzzy dice project nearing completion
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
crochet fuzzy dice project nearing completion
they got a vending machine in the supermarket that sells fishing lures
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
they got a vending machine in the supermarket that sells fishing lures
a neat recent example of English speakers regularizing the language's spelling
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
a neat recent example of English speakers regularizing the language's spelling
Home-grown and -canned potato
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Home-grown and -canned potato
New neighbors followed through on their seed sharing offer, amazing
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
New neighbors followed through on their seed sharing offer, amazing
The Times is trying to distance their entire city from Epstein now. It won't work, we all know that place is Mos Eisley
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Times is trying to distance their entire city from Epstein now. It won't work, we all know that place is Mos Eisley
jesus if there's one thing nobody in this state needs it's another unremarkable bear painting
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
jesus if there's one thing nobody in this state needs it's another unremarkable bear painting
now that I have replaced the light bulb, one of the glass panes, and added a magnet to replace the missing latch on this $25 cabinet, I guess it's more like $45 all in
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
now that I have replaced the light bulb, one of the glass panes, and added a magnet to replace the missing latch on this $25 cabinet, I guess it's more like $45 all in
my phone camera ain't fancy but here is my evidence of going outside
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
my phone camera ain't fancy but here is my evidence of going outside
Hipster UI: values without labels. "10 years ago" - what? What happened ten years ago?
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Hipster UI: values without labels. "10 years ago" - what? What happened ten years ago?
$75 impulse buy
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
$75 impulse buy
Somebody's out here trying to use facebook marketplace to sell potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Somebody's out here trying to use facebook marketplace to sell potatoes
"Max, I do this for a living!"
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Max, I do this for a living!"
> If you picket in-game, you are *paying* them to protest.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/08/the-unmistakable-scent
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/08/the-unmistakable-scent
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
> If you picket in-game, you are *paying* them to protest.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/08/the-unmistakable-scent
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/05/08/the-unmistakable-scent
a cabbage is just so much food for four dollars
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
a cabbage is just so much food for four dollars