All a phone could possibly need beyond being a phone is some kind of map functionality, music, and *maybe* if email if you are that kind of guy (no judgement because I am). Everything else is well and truly superfluous
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
All a phone could possibly need beyond being a phone is some kind of map functionality, music, and *maybe* if email if you are that kind of guy (no judgement because I am). Everything else is well and truly superfluous
Not to mention appropriating the WPA aesthetic, something that these chuds would have opposed hand over fist
October 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Not to mention appropriating the WPA aesthetic, something that these chuds would have opposed hand over fist
Mouth literally agape at that juke
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Mouth literally agape at that juke
Native Mexicans watched Italian monks make mozzarella and said, 'Bet we can do that shit better than them'
September 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Native Mexicans watched Italian monks make mozzarella and said, 'Bet we can do that shit better than them'
Overblown issue given we have new Pynchon on the way
July 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Overblown issue given we have new Pynchon on the way
Lab of Meat Science, god bless midwestern land-grant universities
June 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Lab of Meat Science, god bless midwestern land-grant universities
Honestly I only looked at CA cause that seemed like a slam dunk so that’s on me
May 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Honestly I only looked at CA cause that seemed like a slam dunk so that’s on me
If Wawa counts as gas station food then so does 7-11
May 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If Wawa counts as gas station food then so does 7-11
I’m going with gravity’s rainbow character
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m going with gravity’s rainbow character
The Peter principle is real en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_p...
Peter principle - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Peter principle is real en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_p...
Wonder what Arch Manning thinks of fries in a sandwich
May 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Wonder what Arch Manning thinks of fries in a sandwich
Millennials came of age with Jackass but Gen Z got Mr Beast
May 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Millennials came of age with Jackass but Gen Z got Mr Beast
Beware the Golden Fang
April 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Beware the Golden Fang
COVID pausing the service industry showed them how little they know about most practical things and they can't handle it
April 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
COVID pausing the service industry showed them how little they know about most practical things and they can't handle it
Tyranny of Distance and/or Shake the Sheets on vinyl (@tedleo.bsky.social if you find any in your basement/attic help a brother out)
April 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Tyranny of Distance and/or Shake the Sheets on vinyl (@tedleo.bsky.social if you find any in your basement/attic help a brother out)
The Satisfries could’ve been the best fast food fries if BK had more moral conviction. Deceptively great French fry
April 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Satisfries could’ve been the best fast food fries if BK had more moral conviction. Deceptively great French fry
The future promotion dangled in front of me last June seems MUCH more precarious for this coming June...
April 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The future promotion dangled in front of me last June seems MUCH more precarious for this coming June...
High now HIGH later
April 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
High now HIGH later