Satoshi is the moniker for the guy who invented(?) bitcoin/blockchain/cryptocurrency.

I read the “Bond” line in Bobcat Goldthwait’s voice.

TIL, NIST sells cigs (for science).

Oh man, the sudden influx of nukes experts is gonna be lit.

For the record, how flammable must a mattress be?

Or IOW, if this valuation is right, Apple's top-end bug-bounty for top-tier security research, despite their popular image as being generous, is still about an order of magnitude below than the offensive market

I read this in Jordan B. Peterson™️ voice and I hate myself for it

Except the wide shot shows a much smaller flag, and you know shit is rolling.

Omg

It’s the 45+ years of messaging that government is wasteful and inefficient (beyond that typical of any large organization) that gets me. Everyone just accepts it as axiomatic now.

Suicide of a super power.

lol… of course, the 2 examples of Google whacks given aren’t actually valid. 👨‍🍳👌

I remember there being a sort of meta game of trying to find two word phrases that resulted in exactly one result.

Now you’ll get a paragraph of AI hallucination, half a page of sponsored results, and 30k auto generated spam sites.