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Captain Daddy
@choster.bsky.social
They/them

DM means dungeon master, so unless your DMs drop loot, they are safe from me
It's super obnoxious to be an expert at something and folks take you less seriously because you have a little pook around the middle.

Why should being cute or having sex appeal be a thumb on the scale?
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
At first glance, I thought, "That's not even 3x, that's not *that* bad."

And then I realized that I'd internalized that a 30 year note is about 2.5x when the interest rates were closer to 8%. With a commensurately higher 50 year rate, you'd be looking at paying off the principal 4x. 🤮
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
That looks amazing!
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
🧑‍🍳😘
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I love how unironic this delivery is... just, 🏏
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
🔥 Those pants are straight fire 🔥
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
1) How did my father fail me such that I've never been exposed to this

2) Having skimmed the source material, just wow

3) OheMeFGee that is hilarious
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Next attempt is Wednesday, roughly the same window.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That's fair. I'm fortunate that we have enough space that I can have a work desk and a play desk, so I can differentiate that way, although I do have to avoid standing up when on camera. 🤣

I wish jammies were acceptable at the office. I resent not being as comfortable when I have to go in.
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
WHAD THE FAK, CAVE GUY?

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I mean, yes, it is amazing, but also, wfh jammies? What happened to the best (only good) part of the pandemic?
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Oh Captain, My Captain. 🫡
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I mean, I can tell from all the way over here what ruined his workplace.

Hint: It was neither women nor liberal feminism.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Before you speak, Ross, we just want you to know that all of the women in the room are armed.

Now, go on, what did you have to say.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Inconceivable
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Subnautica gets a replay fairly regularly, and it's hard not to dust off Civ, Stellaris, Valheim, and Don't Starve from time to time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM