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chosenpai.bsky.social
mars 🦌
@chosenpai.bsky.social
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25 y.o. | any pronouns | fail deer boywife | metalhead | pansexual mess | aspiring graphic designer | i love posting about wrestling | sometimes 18+ | Minors DNI | 🎨: @briwolfer.bsky.social
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GOOD GOD, FINALLY AN A-RANK

#umamusume
screenshot from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, showing off a post-run details screen for [MB-19890425] Mihono Bourbon ranked as an A, with B+ speed, B stamina, B+ power, C+ guts, and C wit
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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screenshot from the anime "Neon Genesis Evangelion" of Shinji Ikari sitting doubled over in a folding chair with his head in his hands.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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no fucking WAY i just pulled THREE NEW 3-star umas from the new Agnes Digital banner

and NONE OF THEM WERE AGNES DIGITAL
#umamusume
a scout results screen from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby's trainee scout feature, showing off 10 scouted trainees, including three new 3-star characters: [Beyond the Horizon] Tokai Teio, [Nevertheless] Narita Taishin, and [Frontline Elegance] Mejiro McQueen
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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rarely do i ever use the drawing tablet i own for things aside from jackbox because i'm really not that good of an artist, but i found a silly image of a deer staring at the camera last night and did a drawover because i was bored

do u have games on ur phone?
deer with spiral pupils and pink hair staring at the camera with a blurry forest in the background
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
chosenpai.bsky.social
yayy yayyy yippeee yayy yayyy
a screenshot from uma musume: pretty derby, of the pull screen for an SSR [Fire at My Heels] Kitasan Black
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
chosenpai.bsky.social
he hit the
the white pharaoh
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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SAY THE LINE, RAVEN!
a screencap from an episode of the simpsons, from the "say the line, bart" meme, featuring many of bart simpson's classmates (and their teacher) looking back expectantly at him
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
chosenpai.bsky.social
TWO three star pulls today??????? HELLO?????
#umamusume
screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby, of the introduction screen for [End of the Skies] Mejiro McQueen screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby, of the introduction screen for [Turbulent Blue] Meisho Doto
October 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
chosenpai.bsky.social
I LOVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLIIIIIIIIIIIIING
#WrestleDream
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meme image of werewolf ripping its shirt off
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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she stands so politely after a big win
matikanefukukitaru from uma musume pretty derby, standing with a smile on her face after getting 1st in a race
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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that horse can running
A screenshot from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, of a Tokai Teio set at B+ rank with plenty of acceleration and maneuvering skills
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
chosenpai.bsky.social
also chika fujiwara from kaguya-sama
a shot from the manga "Kaguya-sama: Love Is War". Chika Fujiwara has a smile on her face, and is stating "Huh? My IQ? It's 3!!"
September 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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when you're trying to rally the troops but only one person fucks with your vision

#pw_mg
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an image from the opening ceremony of the Marigold DREAM*STAR GP 2025 finals show. Chika Goto (front, center) is making a speech and raising her arm. Every other wrestler has their arm down, save for Mayu Iwatani.
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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a collage of multiple instances of Sami Callihan as "Space Cat," including a very tall one, a very small one, three average-sized ones, and one with inverted colors
September 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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shot of superfly jimmy snuka from a smackdown in 2003, appearing on piper's pit to confront his longtime rival rowdy roddy piper
August 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
chosenpai.bsky.social
Misa Matsui is a little killer. I like her.
#pw_mg

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August 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
chosenpai.bsky.social
#AEWDynamite

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a screenshot of a backstage interview with Hiromu Takahashi in NJPW. the subtitles say "Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow."
August 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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nobody else is doing it like this dude
full-body shot of Genichiro Tenryu in Hustle, dressed as Razor Ramon HG
August 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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yeah, i'm kind of a big deal 🦌😎🏎️💨
a screenshot from the racing game Grid 2, featuring what looks to be a post on an online forum titled "Mars TheDeer, The Official Thread...." the thread has 1759 posts
August 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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out here feeling like Hustle Scott Hall

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Scott Hall in 2004 as part of a Hustle show, teaming up with Kevin Nash
August 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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feeling like Tenryu HG (Hard Guh)
Genichiro Tenryu from a HUSTLE show in 2007, wearing Razor Ramon Hard Gay-themed gear
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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out here feeling like frog lesnar

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a man in a blue bodysuit and blue frog mask wearing red trunks he is frog lesnar, from Hustle
July 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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out here feeling like generalissimo takada

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generalissimo takada from HUSTLE
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Getting into the business of making really good-looking omelettes.
A picture of an omelette topped with sriracha sauce, on a paper plate.
July 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM