chortlemonster.bsky.social
@chortlemonster.bsky.social
i’m lovemaxxing. happinessmaxxing, so to speak…. yaknow, a classic case of friendshipmaxxing.
June 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
nah bc i feel more kin with orangutans than i do with human beings… like YES i want to be alone in the woods pls!
May 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i’m literally always saying this!
Nah that’s a good question
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Reposted
She chewing on that wood while I’m in that beaver, dam❗️
April 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
this is how i feel when i post on here
March 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
salty coffee, that’s what’s up!
March 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
listening to gee by snsd is the aural equivalent of drinking a fanta by the pool 😎🌴✨
March 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“you look like someone who would be double-jointed”
…okay?
March 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
overhearing men say the b word when in a group of only other men makes my skin CRAWL
March 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
cincinnati chili changed me #feelinggrateful
March 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
might eff around and pick up yo-yo-ing
February 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
walker flocker flame
February 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM