Chorizo Satan
@chorizosatan.bsky.social
Donald Trump won't save your soul. Leave that to me.
Of course they did Ohio is a fascist state
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Of course they did Ohio is a fascist state
NPR: President Trump is bucking tradition by installing gas chambers in ICE detention facilities…
Fuck your tonedeaf headline
Fuck your tonedeaf headline
October 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
NPR: President Trump is bucking tradition by installing gas chambers in ICE detention facilities…
Fuck your tonedeaf headline
Fuck your tonedeaf headline
SaVe ThE cHiLdReN hurr durr
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
SaVe ThE cHiLdReN hurr durr
Ballbreaking news
September 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ballbreaking news
Looks like I'll be flying with another airline.
September 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Looks like I'll be flying with another airline.
Let’s give some Nazi teens a little PTSD
August 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let’s give some Nazi teens a little PTSD
We need a go fund me for the horse
July 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We need a go fund me for the horse
What a great reason to vote for him
July 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What a great reason to vote for him
Uvalde is a fucked up place
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Uvalde is a fucked up place
about five years late on this one
May 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
about five years late on this one
How come they don’t give the same energy to protecting schools?
March 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How come they don’t give the same energy to protecting schools?
DOGE if you’re listening…
March 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
DOGE if you’re listening…
NYT if this were the 30s: There is growing frustration with Hitler about the pace of arrests and deportations.
March 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
NYT if this were the 30s: There is growing frustration with Hitler about the pace of arrests and deportations.
A woman gets hogtied at an Idaho town hall, but yes NYT, men can rock those white jeans.
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A woman gets hogtied at an Idaho town hall, but yes NYT, men can rock those white jeans.
Also Brown Foreman (Jack Daniels) and Amazon
February 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Also Brown Foreman (Jack Daniels) and Amazon
Google, Target, Meta, Ford, McDonalds, John Deere, Harley Davidson, Walmart. Saved you a click because fuck you AP for your shitty political coverage.
February 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Google, Target, Meta, Ford, McDonalds, John Deere, Harley Davidson, Walmart. Saved you a click because fuck you AP for your shitty political coverage.
Hot take: The AP helped “both sides” this jerk back in the White House, knowing full well he is a fascist despot, and got exactly what it deserved.
February 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hot take: The AP helped “both sides” this jerk back in the White House, knowing full well he is a fascist despot, and got exactly what it deserved.
Keep this monkey's hands off my social security!
February 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Keep this monkey's hands off my social security!
Get this monkey away from my social security!
February 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Get this monkey away from my social security!
NYT is now covering how cougar women are getting laid, when it should be covering how America is getting fucked.
February 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
NYT is now covering how cougar women are getting laid, when it should be covering how America is getting fucked.