im so sick of fake social media content i only want old men playing progressively more obscure instruments online

4 mins into the new ethel cain and feeling like i took 14 benadryl

my family had to file bankruptcy when i was 3 years old and my mom was already pregnant with her second child. my dad leased chicken houses from ConAgra foods, and they systematically killed the chickens (cutting the power, etc.) and my dad was forced into personal bankruptcy.

do NOT drink voodoo ranger ipa bruh it's definitely getting you a police contact

propranolol? more like propranlmfao

i honestly hate telling Chronic Illness™️ Tiktokers about my disease because they jump with glee at the possibility that they may have it too. i will probably be in a wheelchair by my 40s, im not excited

don't piss down my back and tell *me* it's raining, government

ass got a lil fatter, these hos a lil madder

tfw worrying about a flare can trigger a flare

id like hasan a lot more if he didnt dress or talk like he does

literally nobody told me i would have a client remind me of a dead relative who i didnt spend enough time with (sorry grandpa i knew you were an alcoholic so thats why we didnt vibe)

bitch move bitch scram i go apeshit i go ham

in my legal career so far ive learned that the madder someone is at you, the more correct you are

my new rheumatologist has a similar last name to a law professor i had and seeing his name makes my stomach recoil. that professor was one of my favorites

saw the phrase "dating within your aesthetic" what is wrong with you people

missing her every day that i breathe ngl

i have this allure that makes people wanna fuck with me - kingcobrajfs

hello everyone i'm preparing to jump ship from Xitter hell