Chordeiles
@chordeilesmajor.bsky.social
Howdy
Nodejs rearend fully-stacked developer
Politically illiterate, Fiscally illiterate
Proudly unwell
Nodejs rearend fully-stacked developer
Politically illiterate, Fiscally illiterate
Proudly unwell
This is how it feels to be a 45 year old zoomer posting on blueguy these days fr
August 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is how it feels to be a 45 year old zoomer posting on blueguy these days fr
![Edited screenshot from Yakuza game, showing Akiyama giving a thumbs up with a text box beneath him. brackets indicating the edited text.
Man [grounded in] Reality:
What happens in a [twitter] isn't real!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x7xxxkjait3q2gm22s76cix7/bafkreianqhtj6acr7z334bpgnhdf2kj33odpvbmiwqnhv4ur2k4pkj3rle@jpeg)
watermelon racism living rent free in my head for a day I made this lmao
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
watermelon racism living rent free in my head for a day I made this lmao
This is written in the gayest voice Trump has ever posted with
August 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is written in the gayest voice Trump has ever posted with
This is how I feel when looking at the devastated taco bell value menu
July 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is how I feel when looking at the devastated taco bell value menu
This is basically every single damn day of my gay life
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is basically every single damn day of my gay life
take a sip of this
July 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
take a sip of this
Digital foundry sucks and I'm tired of pretending they have PHDs in pixels. Count the pixels and frames in this, Linneman
June 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Digital foundry sucks and I'm tired of pretending they have PHDs in pixels. Count the pixels and frames in this, Linneman
The American IQ has fallen so low one day shipping has become this:
June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The American IQ has fallen so low one day shipping has become this:
you: eat the rich!
the rich you want to destroy:
the rich you want to destroy:
June 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
you: eat the rich!
the rich you want to destroy:
the rich you want to destroy:
June 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh my god it was the fucking cia one
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
May 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh my god it was the fucking cia one
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Trump just fucked with the gamers. Ronald Reagan knew not to fuck with the gamers. Even Richard Milhouse Nixon knew not to fuck with the gamers.
May 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Trump just fucked with the gamers. Ronald Reagan knew not to fuck with the gamers. Even Richard Milhouse Nixon knew not to fuck with the gamers.
The only way to fix star wars is to bring back yoda grapes
April 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The only way to fix star wars is to bring back yoda grapes
