Some wonderful mortgage eyes there. One fixed and one variable.

I’m assuming you’re in The Tele as I got a picture of Greenie with one of them stuck to his head on Sunday.

I went up 200,000 places in the overall rankings this week with my other team which I should have just lashed in your league as I’ve not picked any of that lot. All hail Michael Keane.

Put up by knobheads who were probably booing the national anthem last time they watched Liverpool play at Wembley (on the tele of course)

The one where every decision that goes against Liverpool has to lead to a public enquiry would be the one I’d get shut of, tedious beyond belief, I think they are unbelievably less loathsome when they’re winning everything than when they feel hard done too!

What filter have you used on that? It’s taken years off you.

You can record the Strictly final and watch it on the Sunday when the match should have been played

The queues for the bogs after everyone has been on the lash since lunchtime are going to be something else. Might buy a 2nd hand crutch off EBay so I can get past the stewards outside the disabled ones.

No we still have one in Birkenvegas

Work, I wouldn’t go there out of choice for several reasons.

There’s that many in Ellesmere Port especially around the Sutton Way area that a spell of overly brisk windy weather could see the whole town take off.

It was more a penalty than the one against Leeds. No idea what the rules are now.

Why Everton didn’t try and sign him I’ve no idea.

I don’t trust this lot to keep a clean sheet….ever

Probably better for Everton he stays on and can’t make a challenge than Sunderland lash 10 men behind the ball and Everton have to figure out how to break them down.

Not a chance I’ll be awake for that!