Many people in Canada get the part where he isn't quite what we call..intelligent..so we have decided to welcome you as our 11th province . F**k around and find out. We'll make you a territory and treat him as he has treated Puerto Rico..
That is all

I have arthritis in my knees. I live by if you don't move it you lose it!

Followed both!

Yes but she doesn't know that!.....
Good on you for being so active.
However you're not old!

Now that's genius.. say oh Dear thanks so much for your concern. How about you push the mower and I'll relax. .
Yup that's the ticket!

I'd knock her out.
End of story!