Hey there, everyone!

It's my birthday today! I love you all and I know I need to be better about allowing people to take care of me and do nice things for me.

In that vein I am posting my Venmo and CashApp for my birthday in hopes of trying to do something nice and maybe take some time to breathe.

@resetsmith.bsky.social Every time I see your user name, I think "I've got a real sweet tooth. *chews tinfoil*"

Surely this is universal for dick-takers. Is this true for you?