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The Chonkahedron
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Giant Scottish Softboi. Big Dad Energy. Not a slut but I play one on the internet.

NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED.

Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting
The GLEE on her face at she's screaming down the phone. Perfection.
Serial Mom (1994) - Prank Call scene
YouTube video by Jeff P
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I know the locker room is empty but you'll get kicked out for that.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I've been told I look like a gay mafia don.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Toys.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If it's any consolation I think you're really cool.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I sing this to myself all the bloody time.
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Heck yes! Also I'm looking at the poster and going "got that one, want that one, want that one..."
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Really misread that and thought you were just sharing waaaay too much information.

Although this is one of those times I curse being so far.
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Preemptive block. That guy can fuck off.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Eventually but there's literally already another Popeye's in town.
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Probably.

Also, what the fuck?
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Quackshot.
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Burn GIF
ALT: Burn GIF
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Body Bags is criminally underrated and I still think the best thing he's done since Mouth Of Madness was definitely Cigarette Burns.
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM