Chan
@chondlar.bsky.social
There’s a part on the new Father album where he says “funky ass honky like the cut of my jib” and like bro…..I’m the funky ass honky……
August 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There’s a part on the new Father album where he says “funky ass honky like the cut of my jib” and like bro…..I’m the funky ass honky……
(Patterson Hood voice) now the devil’s got an America party sticker on the back of his cyber truck
they had to go with “america party” over the more natural sounding “american party” because the american party already existed and they ran george wallace for president in 1968
July 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
(Patterson Hood voice) now the devil’s got an America party sticker on the back of his cyber truck
learning about how to spot a paper wasp at my queer trauma-informed bug identification class
June 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
learning about how to spot a paper wasp at my queer trauma-informed bug identification class
Losing weight is cool but a big downside is that now I’m in pants hell. Not a single pair of pants that fit me well in the closet. Nothin!
May 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Losing weight is cool but a big downside is that now I’m in pants hell. Not a single pair of pants that fit me well in the closet. Nothin!
you must understand that sometimes when I’m talking about “tomorrow,” I’m referring to the tomorrow of the day after tomorrow’s yesterday
April 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
you must understand that sometimes when I’m talking about “tomorrow,” I’m referring to the tomorrow of the day after tomorrow’s yesterday
yeah I’ve got WiFi at home…. A wife I love!!!
April 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
yeah I’ve got WiFi at home…. A wife I love!!!
I’m developing a theory of elasticity for the term “New Yorker.” Someone with an extremely inelastic view might say that a “New Yorker” is someone who has never lived outside of NYC, while someone with a hyperelastic view might say a “New Yorker” is anyone who’s currently thinking about New York.
April 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’m developing a theory of elasticity for the term “New Yorker.” Someone with an extremely inelastic view might say that a “New Yorker” is someone who has never lived outside of NYC, while someone with a hyperelastic view might say a “New Yorker” is anyone who’s currently thinking about New York.
big day for ritual seppuku on bluesky the everything app
March 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
big day for ritual seppuku on bluesky the everything app
Reposted by Chan
March 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
had a dream about a Jamaican soda called “Sushi Yakuza” that tastes like popcorn but not in a yummy way
March 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
had a dream about a Jamaican soda called “Sushi Yakuza” that tastes like popcorn but not in a yummy way
Asking the pharmacist to bottle up my klonopin “the ocky way”
March 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Asking the pharmacist to bottle up my klonopin “the ocky way”
Nominative Determinism is when a guy named Dave Painter makes his living as an artist. Determinative Nominism is when all of his friends call him “Pukey Dave” after one unfortunate night out.
February 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Nominative Determinism is when a guy named Dave Painter makes his living as an artist. Determinative Nominism is when all of his friends call him “Pukey Dave” after one unfortunate night out.
no restaurant’s “spin” on a Reuben will ever surpass the original. No, that’s not a Reuben, it’s a corned beef monstrosity with cheddar cheese and jicama slaw. You have prostrated yourself before a false idol and the sandwich gods will strike you down.
February 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
no restaurant’s “spin” on a Reuben will ever surpass the original. No, that’s not a Reuben, it’s a corned beef monstrosity with cheddar cheese and jicama slaw. You have prostrated yourself before a false idol and the sandwich gods will strike you down.
I had to take breaks while I was reading this because as I read it my head would get really hot and I would start grimacing and gnashing my teeth
People With Parents With Money
14 adults come clean about the down payments, allowances, cash infusions, and tuition payments that make their New York lives feasible.
nymag.com
February 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I had to take breaks while I was reading this because as I read it my head would get really hot and I would start grimacing and gnashing my teeth
I need a few eunuchs who can keep a secret and handle physical labor
February 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I need a few eunuchs who can keep a secret and handle physical labor
What happened tonight gastronomically for Super Bowl Sunday was like a 9/11 for my diet
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
What happened tonight gastronomically for Super Bowl Sunday was like a 9/11 for my diet
Patrick Mahomes is in SUPER hell right now
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Patrick Mahomes is in SUPER hell right now
I’m addicted to hanging out and fuckin chilling
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m addicted to hanging out and fuckin chilling
I’m on a diet that I like to call the “please just think about it for one fucking second before you eat that please” diet
February 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m on a diet that I like to call the “please just think about it for one fucking second before you eat that please” diet
No relation to Duke Football legend Memorable Factor, but the fact that that even needs to be clarified is a beautiful thing
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
No relation to Duke Football legend Memorable Factor, but the fact that that even needs to be clarified is a beautiful thing
Reddit is such an interesting social media platform. I feel like its use is ubiquitous but no one will cop to it. There’s an element of shame to using Reddit. God forbid you’re considered a “Redditor.” You have to wear a veil of anonymity, like Reddit is the ortolan bunting of social media.
January 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reddit is such an interesting social media platform. I feel like its use is ubiquitous but no one will cop to it. There’s an element of shame to using Reddit. God forbid you’re considered a “Redditor.” You have to wear a veil of anonymity, like Reddit is the ortolan bunting of social media.
based on what I experience, I assume that some people come visit the state Capitol for a chance to ride an elevator for the first time in their life
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
based on what I experience, I assume that some people come visit the state Capitol for a chance to ride an elevator for the first time in their life
this world is a fucked up place
Lord Jesus Christ I ask that you take all of my fortitude and deliver it unto Josh Allen that he may strike down the vile and putrid Kansas City Chiefs
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this world is a fucked up place
Lord Jesus Christ I ask that you take all of my fortitude and deliver it unto Josh Allen that he may strike down the vile and putrid Kansas City Chiefs
January 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Lord Jesus Christ I ask that you take all of my fortitude and deliver it unto Josh Allen that he may strike down the vile and putrid Kansas City Chiefs
of Montreal is the wario of belle and Sebastian. I do not want to explain myself
January 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
of Montreal is the wario of belle and Sebastian. I do not want to explain myself