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chompmonster.bsky.social
M.Elizbe 🌹
@chompmonster.bsky.social
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30something // She/her // Illustrator // Card carrying horse snob. I mean I have horse opinions, not that I'm a horse.
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Literally all of my art is TTRPG stuff that my buds and I get up to. That's it.
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https://linktr.ee/morganelizbe
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Gus: it's every day with this shit...
Black and white bust drawing of a man with long braided hair, wearing a sweater and smoking a burl pipe saying 'hmm' as he takes in new information. Behind him, a bit faded to represent that this is happening in his mind. A large metaphorical egg gets another crack in it, and he screams, angrily, hands gesturing with emphasis: "FUCK"
February 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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my first beamsaber character is just: what if your Gundam Dad got shot into space and had to confront the war and childhood that he memory-holed? Oh and all the old gender feelings he crammed down in his youth are back. That's...great.
#TTRPG #Beamsaber
4 pannel hand-crafted black and white shitpost that is Mac and Dennis from "Always Sunny" talking about having feelings again. But it's my OC Augustine Gehren (48 year old Greek guy who wants to chuck gender overboard) and another player character named Thea (19 year old young woman with short hair) playing backgammon and sipping tea. Panel 1: Gus is pondering the backgammon board. "I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fifteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?" Panel 2: Reverse shot looking over Gus' shoulder at Thea, who is making a move on the board. "Yeah I have feelings every single day of my life." Gus: Having a sip of tea. "Do you?" Thea: Dialed in, hands clasped, pondering this weird 42 year old man from Earth. "Are you saying you don't have feelings?"
February 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Someone told me that they'd rather ask ChatGPT than 'some random person on the internet'. They said this right after lamenting that 'traditional knowledge is being lost'.
mario plant image 'say sike right now'
February 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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but this guy?
I slap one of those boulder shoulders spin off in the zero-g slam into a bulkhead and break my nose off
Here he is, your labor organizer hottie, Kirk. screen grab of a character illustration from Citizen Sleeper 2. Big man with dark hair and eyes and a full beard. Guy's made like a brick shithouse and wearing cyberpunk future miner gear. His coveralls are pull down around his waist, t-shirt showing off the bis and tris. He looks very no-nonsense.
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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one thing tho? THIS guy. Is LITERALLY evil, so why TF is he posed up like that???
screengrab from Citizen Sleeper 2 of the character Lambert, one of the syndicates' loyal scumbags and a total piece of shit, but Guillaume Singelin drew him all cunty for some reason??? Guy's wearing a big puffy yellow coat with a large collar and he's posed like a runway model. Holding a flask of something he's drinking (probably not water) and staring all smoldery into the camera. What the actual fuck.
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The task today:
1. Call your local congress bastard
2. Quote Senator Murphy and tell them that you agree with him. Tell them that they should work with him to resolve these funding freezes.
3. Tell them that Musk and his thugs need to be denied access. Congress did not confirm him for shit.
quote from an article published by The Hill. Text reads: "Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) is calling for Democrats to put up more resistance against Trump’s nominees. He slowed the confirmation process down last month by putting a hold on John Ratcliffe, Trump’s pick to head the CIA. “I’m not voting for a single nominee while this crisis over federal spending persists, and I don’t think we should proceed to any legislation until Republicans stand up and start helping us protect democracy,” Murphy said last week, referring to Trump’s executive orders freezing broad swaths of federal funding. Murphy argued that voters around the country won’t fully accept the alarms Democrats have raised about Trump’s agenda until they see Democratic senators and House members deploying every tactic they can to fight it in Washington. “I do not think that we will be able to convince people that this is a serious, grave moment if we are helping them populate a deeply corrupt government and helping them pass legislation here,” he said."
February 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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me when I talk about Her
the Hygogg from Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War In The Pocket. It's a blue Zeon mobile suit with the mono-eye, big shoulders, and long ropey arms with long fingers. The legs are stout and the 'toes' point in 4 directions for stability. This mobile suit is so top heavy and that waist is SNATCHED.
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Anyone who can put $15 towards Danielle's ko-fi and show me proof of this will get a sketch like the one below. If you can't spare that, I will do bust sketches for $5
black and white sketch of a young man seated, wearing formal robes with long sleeves stitched with protective sun charms and trimmed with fur. He also wears a tall felted hat with an embroidered band. He stares ahead, past the viewer, expression set in determination
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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big THIS energy, but more anxiety
Mona from Nanalan' in her grape-headed glory
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I
Need the DOD to stop flying their goddamn war machines over my fucking home it is nearly 10pm
Screen cap of a headline: US department of defense conducting military training across DFW. The training will involve air and ground mobility operations from Jan 13-24, according to Dallas Police. Below is a pic of two stupid choppers
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Corruption/redemption meme for Halny I doodled up sometime back
Corruption: his mother, the tenth Princess of Wind, takes the Akkan Massif and gets everything she wanted. But Halny has to depose her to gain the crown.
Redemption: Halny gets to think of himself as something other than a tool for war
January 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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What is Tate talking about, here?
Big wow yikes at all of this but there's no elaboration on this part.
screencap of a paragraph written by Andrew Tate describing a fight his parents had when he was 8: "They had a heated argument as he explained she's a female and doesn't understand the burden of performance. "IF I WAS TOO TIRED TO PERFORM, THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED ME" He was referencing a few months before where I watched him be attacked."
January 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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“I am…no longer into this bit.”
And I finally played Undertale
Illustration of Mettaton and Alphys and Frisk from Undertale but on the set of the Eric Andre Show. Mettaton is at the desk and Alphys is in the chair. It’s that bit where they had the Grizzly Bear on the set but Frisk is the Grizzly. Mettaton is wondering if this is safe
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The Princess of Wind, Halny nuo Vier, heralding the return of Spring in the Principality of Bise at a festival
Illustration of a seated monarch dressed in yellow finery seated on a low throne observing the springtime festivities. People give holy water to idols of the Goddess Ieva, grass weavings of the sun celebrate its return, bells are rung to invite the spirits of growth and renewal back to the land. The monarch wears a serious expression as well as his silver and silk. The iconography around him depicts the Boar—the royal animal, symbolic of Ieva, who is sometimes called the Great Boar, with whom House Vier holds favor. The birch wood forest behind the monarch Halny is thick, glowing yellow in the dawn light.
January 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The thematic gundam adult is--among other things--a fundamentally randy creature for the weirdest reasons. (Yes, the dress Ilcena is wearing is an entire scandal)
#beamsaber
Four panel purple and white comic. Panel 1: Ilcena, a tall woman wearing a very sheer lace dress with matching cap, loses her footing. Her husband--a much shorter man with long braided hair--catches her before she topples over and helps her lean back upright. Gus: Woah Ilcena: Hh! Gus: Careful. Panel 2: Gus looks at her feet and notices what she's wearing. "Took a chance with those heels. I SAID it was a garden party." Ilcena straightens the skirt on her dress and can't help but notice the way that Gus' hand feels on her waist over the lace dress. "Mm." Panel 3: Gus orients the conversation back towards the party and he gives his wife a wry smile and hangs onto her waist. Gus: Konstantin demands we see the car he bought his wife-- Panel 4: Gus continues, speaking sarcastically. Gus: So if you brought those cyanide pill-- He stops short. Ilcena has reached down to grab his rear. Gus: oh Ilcena: hmm?
January 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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What’s up I draw lots of fantastical stuff based on TTRPG fun I get up to with the friend group. I love history and horse tack
My latest Halny and Ryetoast pic. Yes the fox is Ryetoast (the inside of her mouth is all black. Oldsters say that’s a good sign of her quality). Halny is the magic princeling. He’s in a mecha RPG if you’d believe it Light spear cav illustration. Drew a lot of inspiration from Ethiopian light cav of the late 19th century
January 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Copper Breaks for the new years was amazing with friends. Did some hiking, saw the milky way and made campfire curry
Picture of a low wind-scoured butte in Texas. A few scrubby oaks and junipers dot the top. There's but a few wispy high winter clouds in the blue desert sky. The exposed soil is banded with layers of calcified caliche. Dawn sunrise in the Texas scrubland. It's a view from a sandstone butte out to a seemingly endless horizon. The world is purple and pink.
January 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Flattest barrel cactus spotted at Copper Breaks state park, yesterday. Flatter n a flitter. Very much thriving.
Picture of the flattest motherfuckin horse crippler barrel cactus you will ever see on God's green earth, down in some Texas rock soil. When these things get water deprived they retreat into the dirt to conserve. This one is thriving in the hostility.
January 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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When you came to talk business at the ice cream shop but your husband tagged along bc ice cream ☺️
Black and white 3-panel comic First panel: a woman with dark skin and a serious expression stares at someone out of frame. Her hair is done up in braids with various silver beads threaded onto them. She holds an eating utensil in her hand, poised to rest her chin on the back of her hand, but she is not resting. She sits at the table and says nothing. Second panel: a taller woman with blonde hair and pale skin stares back at her with a mirrored expression. She wears a matching set of pearl earrings and necklace, as well as a fine sweater and camel swing coat draped on her shoulders. She also holds her eating utensils as if to use it, but she does not. Third panel: it is revealed that the two women are sitting at a booth, staring at each other, with a third person—a man of similar age—sitting in the corner. He wears his long hair in a braid and a scarf around his neck. He is enjoying the shit outta his bowl of ice cream.
December 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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you were so close. Just 100 miles and you get to join their club
The Proclaimers. They walked 1000 miles
December 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Field corronated
Halny during the Annexation War
Black and white sketch of a lean young man in scale mail, a torn tabbard depicting the royal two-headed boar of House Vier, a gorget, and greaves. The expression on his face is as worn as his kit. He clutches his sheathed sword in one hand and the straps of his ruined helmet in the other. The helmet hangs down by his side. His face shows the damage from the blow that rendered his helmet useless--a thick scar up the side of his cheek and a heavily bruised eye. His beard is patchy and ungroomed, and his long braid is unraveling.
December 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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Gus: Today my toddler cried because he dropped his crunchy leaf, but he didn’t want a different leaf.
Enkratia: this is a good leaf 🙂
Illustration of 20-something Augustine Gehren and his two kids Enkratia (4) and Leo (6). Leo is bawling and red-faced. He had a leaf but then dropped it. Now he doesn’t want a different leaf and is upset. Gus is so resigned to this tantrum happening and holds his child’s hand. He’s holding Enkratia in the other arm and looks deeply tired. Enkratia really likes their leaf. :)
December 26, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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Famous Twitter post from the writer STFUDIARA 'i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
December 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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The Huldra Girls are out for a #yule celebration
Illustration of four girls in bunad having a yule party with a bonfire they've built on the snowy mountainside. The full moon hangs in a clear sky. They all wear and don straw julbock masks for the mayhem they plan to spread in town after their party. Two of them carry ølbowls full of the yule beer they made for the holiday, another plays a jawharp, giving them a tune for their merry making. The fourth one looks at the viewer with a knowing smile, and below the hem of her skirt can be seen the tip of a cows tail. Maybe the spirits are out celebrating, too.
December 24, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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If you see this, post a witch 🧙‍♀️ ✨️
Illustration of a young man with magic powers. His blue wool cape, long dark hair, and gilded rapier float on an unseen wind. He wears a pair of silver drop earrings and a pointed fur-lined hat. Wool wrapped around his calves keeps him warm and woven straw shoes over the leather gathered around his feet keep them dry. His trousers are a burnt orange that contrasts cream colored tunic. He hasn't shaved in a while, and the expression he wears is weary.
December 22, 2024 at 6:56 AM