chompie.bsky.social
chompie.bsky.social
@chompie.bsky.social
Undercover Guardian staff. Those sneaky beggars!
July 17, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Performing comedy for staff of The Guardian? Now that's what I call optimism! 😂
July 17, 2023 at 12:27 PM
You're right to worry 😂
July 17, 2023 at 12:02 PM
I found it was easier to move to Hell and rent an apartment. And I have to say, it's an improvement on Seattle.

The heating costs are low, obviously. And you can always find an adulterer when you need one.
July 17, 2023 at 11:53 AM
😂 Where, precisely, are these showers taking place? And why does that place have an audience?
July 17, 2023 at 11:39 AM
I know what you mean. Watching literal gods punch each other gets tedious after the first 45 minutes 😂
July 17, 2023 at 11:38 AM
Have you considered the benefits of a flirt bot?

Among the many benefits is the ability to flirt in a foreign language, and thus never know whether or not you've been rejected.
July 17, 2023 at 11:35 AM