Undercover Guardian staff. Those sneaky beggars!

Performing comedy for staff of The Guardian? Now that's what I call optimism! 😂

You're right to worry 😂

I found it was easier to move to Hell and rent an apartment. And I have to say, it's an improvement on Seattle.

The heating costs are low, obviously. And you can always find an adulterer when you need one.

😂 Where, precisely, are these showers taking place? And why does that place have an audience?

I know what you mean. Watching literal gods punch each other gets tedious after the first 45 minutes 😂

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