Niffty, gasping: Mama's little kitten..

Baxter, quickly running out: Okay, fuck that-

Hatchet: Free rent, free food-

Baxter: Still, that can't be-

Hatchet: 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage-

Baxter: Dental coverage?

Hatchet: Lemme tell ya, my canines never looked so good, ay?

Baxter:

Niffty:

Baxter, putting on kitten ears: Meow?

Baxter: Okay what's- what's your name?

Niffty: I call him fireball!

Hatchet: It's actually Hatchet.

Baxter: Okay, so...this is like some sort of weird kink thing...

Hatchet: No dude, she genuinely thinks I'm a dog.

Baxter: Okay, even then why are you going along with this?

Niffty: He's actually a rescue, did I mention that?

Baxter: What does that even mean in this context!?

Niffty: It's a shame...I found him out wandering the streets that night by himself, so I took him in!

Hatchet: I was walking to work one day and she just grabbed me.

Baxter: Yeah, he, he just spoke english- that's a literal sinner-

Niffty: Well, yes I guess he kinda does have that lively personality!

Baxter: BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING *MAN*. I feel like we're- drastically overlooking the fact that this is a guy on all fours that you...keep in your dorm?

*FUCK UP

I MEANT FUCK UP ‼️‼️

I'm gonna have to assume your type is just very internally depressed/lonely men

Kasumi

btw this character's 15, so cease the gooning.

The Viv haters are never beating the MAGA allegations I fear. Like omfg they're bunch of inbred dumbasses

may need to draw fanart for my partners cuz I luv them sm