Cholula
@cholulaconamor.bsky.social
30s, she/her, married, 🇵🇷, sometimes wrestling, sometimes D&D, ???
WAIT I REMEMBER MY ACTUAL ANSWER
UTADA HIKARU IN THE AUTOMATIC MUSIC VIDEO
RED SHIRT + CAMO GREEN PANTS = YES MA’AM GOATED 90S/00S OUTFIT COMBO
UTADA HIKARU IN THE AUTOMATIC MUSIC VIDEO
RED SHIRT + CAMO GREEN PANTS = YES MA’AM GOATED 90S/00S OUTFIT COMBO
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
WAIT I REMEMBER MY ACTUAL ANSWER
UTADA HIKARU IN THE AUTOMATIC MUSIC VIDEO
RED SHIRT + CAMO GREEN PANTS = YES MA’AM GOATED 90S/00S OUTFIT COMBO
UTADA HIKARU IN THE AUTOMATIC MUSIC VIDEO
RED SHIRT + CAMO GREEN PANTS = YES MA’AM GOATED 90S/00S OUTFIT COMBO
I can’t find the actual answer for some reason, so I’ll go with my backup.
I wanted to dress up as Shorty for Halloween so. freaking. MUCH as a kid, but I never got the chance.
I wanted to dress up as Shorty for Halloween so. freaking. MUCH as a kid, but I never got the chance.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I can’t find the actual answer for some reason, so I’ll go with my backup.
I wanted to dress up as Shorty for Halloween so. freaking. MUCH as a kid, but I never got the chance.
I wanted to dress up as Shorty for Halloween so. freaking. MUCH as a kid, but I never got the chance.
…the ruler joke at 8:54 ONLY BECAUSE it is spoken in such a DBZA Freeza cadence that I feel right at home enjoying it:
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
…the ruler joke at 8:54 ONLY BECAUSE it is spoken in such a DBZA Freeza cadence that I feel right at home enjoying it:
41! Did we all get got on the same photo?
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
41! Did we all get got on the same photo?
Victor Frankenstein: “What do you want from me?”
Me: “I’m down baaad, Daaad.”
Why did this break my husband for 15 seconds flat?
Me: “I’m down baaad, Daaad.”
Why did this break my husband for 15 seconds flat?
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Victor Frankenstein: “What do you want from me?”
Me: “I’m down baaad, Daaad.”
Why did this break my husband for 15 seconds flat?
Me: “I’m down baaad, Daaad.”
Why did this break my husband for 15 seconds flat?
My brother became a first-time father last week, and he’s taking to it exactly as well as I knew he would 🥰
In unrelated news, I saw a very pretty plant on my last day in Vegas. Something about this arrangement made my brain pleased, so I hope it works for you too.
In unrelated news, I saw a very pretty plant on my last day in Vegas. Something about this arrangement made my brain pleased, so I hope it works for you too.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My brother became a first-time father last week, and he’s taking to it exactly as well as I knew he would 🥰
In unrelated news, I saw a very pretty plant on my last day in Vegas. Something about this arrangement made my brain pleased, so I hope it works for you too.
In unrelated news, I saw a very pretty plant on my last day in Vegas. Something about this arrangement made my brain pleased, so I hope it works for you too.
I CAN HAVE THIS?! And it’s just called the caramel apple latte?
Yoink! Thank you!
Yoink! Thank you!
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I CAN HAVE THIS?! And it’s just called the caramel apple latte?
Yoink! Thank you!
Yoink! Thank you!
I see her face. Who is she admiring, I wonder?
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I see her face. Who is she admiring, I wonder?
Will I ever be this funny again? The answer may surprise you
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Will I ever be this funny again? The answer may surprise you
40! I would have done much worse on Round 3 if I had gone with my first guess.
We sure had some characters in today’s photos, huh?
We sure had some characters in today’s photos, huh?
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
40! I would have done much worse on Round 3 if I had gone with my first guess.
We sure had some characters in today’s photos, huh?
We sure had some characters in today’s photos, huh?
Just watched The Sting and now @fight4ever.bsky.social has put on the themed Community episode
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just watched The Sting and now @fight4ever.bsky.social has put on the themed Community episode
Got a bottle of @cohassetpunch.com to play with and to support a local Chicago business. Cheers!
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Got a bottle of @cohassetpunch.com to play with and to support a local Chicago business. Cheers!
Sometimes I see a post on Threads that I enjoy and that I think Bsky will enjoy too. It’s probably originally from Tumblr or the other place or something, but regardless, please take a moment to distract yourself from life’s woes and enjoy a moment of whimsy.
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sometimes I see a post on Threads that I enjoy and that I think Bsky will enjoy too. It’s probably originally from Tumblr or the other place or something, but regardless, please take a moment to distract yourself from life’s woes and enjoy a moment of whimsy.
PSA: When y’all ask me stuff like “Is this on Rifftrax?”, what you are asking me to do is look something up for you that you can look up yourself.
To ask me a question, get the tool to solve it yourself, and then block me for it is embarrassing for YOU.
I’m not your mother. Do it yourself!
To ask me a question, get the tool to solve it yourself, and then block me for it is embarrassing for YOU.
I’m not your mother. Do it yourself!
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
PSA: When y’all ask me stuff like “Is this on Rifftrax?”, what you are asking me to do is look something up for you that you can look up yourself.
To ask me a question, get the tool to solve it yourself, and then block me for it is embarrassing for YOU.
I’m not your mother. Do it yourself!
To ask me a question, get the tool to solve it yourself, and then block me for it is embarrassing for YOU.
I’m not your mother. Do it yourself!
I need you to understand what a fucking abrupt ending this is because DEUS EX VOLCANO OUTTA NOWHERE?
We had like 25 minutes of forested cat & mouse and THIS is the ending they went with? HWAT?
No, here, seriously. Let’s watch the ending together.
I love this weird dumb disaster of a movie btw.
We had like 25 minutes of forested cat & mouse and THIS is the ending they went with? HWAT?
No, here, seriously. Let’s watch the ending together.
I love this weird dumb disaster of a movie btw.
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I need you to understand what a fucking abrupt ending this is because DEUS EX VOLCANO OUTTA NOWHERE?
We had like 25 minutes of forested cat & mouse and THIS is the ending they went with? HWAT?
No, here, seriously. Let’s watch the ending together.
I love this weird dumb disaster of a movie btw.
We had like 25 minutes of forested cat & mouse and THIS is the ending they went with? HWAT?
No, here, seriously. Let’s watch the ending together.
I love this weird dumb disaster of a movie btw.
We are two minutes from the end of the movie. 1:30:27/1:32:12 when I have paused this.
The gargantua are getting napalmed as they scrap endlessly in the ocean when suddenly, VOLCANO?
The gargantua are getting napalmed as they scrap endlessly in the ocean when suddenly, VOLCANO?
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We are two minutes from the end of the movie. 1:30:27/1:32:12 when I have paused this.
The gargantua are getting napalmed as they scrap endlessly in the ocean when suddenly, VOLCANO?
The gargantua are getting napalmed as they scrap endlessly in the ocean when suddenly, VOLCANO?
Don’t make it weird, Dr. Stewart!
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Don’t make it weird, Dr. Stewart!
I think it’s really funny when they shoot Gaira for picking up the ship but don’t shoot Sanda for doing the same thing. Buncha Sanda simps in the JDF.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think it’s really funny when they shoot Gaira for picking up the ship but don’t shoot Sanda for doing the same thing. Buncha Sanda simps in the JDF.
Guys, there is SIX MINUTES of movie left. We are in the final fight. The pacing is about to fast-forward.
The deadly lasers once again have amazing accuracy even IN THE OCEAN. They’re offering a major assist. Great teamwork between Sanda & the JDF.
The deadly lasers once again have amazing accuracy even IN THE OCEAN. They’re offering a major assist. Great teamwork between Sanda & the JDF.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Guys, there is SIX MINUTES of movie left. We are in the final fight. The pacing is about to fast-forward.
The deadly lasers once again have amazing accuracy even IN THE OCEAN. They’re offering a major assist. Great teamwork between Sanda & the JDF.
The deadly lasers once again have amazing accuracy even IN THE OCEAN. They’re offering a major assist. Great teamwork between Sanda & the JDF.