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Emil Čolić
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Horror/SFF and game writer in Amsterdam.
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She does, in fact, need the whole bed
A small Calico cat named Bogdana giving herself a bath on a bed beside rays of sunlight.
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Pljeskavica sa kajmak i ajvar ❤️
Picture a Balkan beef patty on flat bread with Ajvar and Kajmak
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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How's Cain free but you gotta pay for Abel???
AI generated images of Cain and Abel. Abel has a yellow lock on him because he is the premium brother.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Even after 7 years I'm still stopping to take photos of this city.
A picture of the Prinsengracht. The sky is blue with wisps of clouds and is reflected in a canal. A small boat makes it's way between house boats.
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Starting a thread to track my journey to 100% robert pattinson filmography completion
Robert Pattinson's letterboxd page. My current status is 26% viewed.
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The Sea of Stars Original Soundtrack
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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annual anniversary KFC feast 💞
Literally candles and a bouquet of flowers sandwich a table filled with KFC chicken, homemade gravy, mash, and coleslaw
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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one battle after another tonight!
The Tuschinski theatre in Amsterdam
October 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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boss black svaki dan 😅
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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back in my happy place
A screenshot of Diablo 2's Rogue Encampment
September 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Does your September need a nostalgic MySpace-era zombie story featuring a lovable cast of stoners? Because the September issue of Black Sheep might have just the nostalgic MySpace-era zombie story featuring a lovable cast of stoners for you.
The first page of a short story in a paperback collection. TITLE: NIGHTMARE ROTATION BYLINE: Emil Čolić THE FIRST PARAGRAPHS READ: The brown Corolla's tank is dry. The car's steering wheel is locked up, and its emphysemic engine has coughed itself to death. Its final act, getting the gang to this Kroger's parking lot. The battery is mercifully not dead, though the car's four young occupants soon may be. The moon is full-a single large cosmic headlight, painting terrifying figures a cold white as they stumble around the car. Dozens of undead forms groan and claw feebly at the windows with broken fingernails. It's been hours of this. And with those hours, the panic inside the car has died down to a tired hopelessness, a feeling well-honed by years of torrented Death Cab for Cutie albums.
September 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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a story in three pictures
A section from Jan Steen's 1668 oil painting the Happy Family that shows a man with long hair being merry and drinking merrily A section of the painting "Figures before a village inn (1642)" showing an inebriated man lifting a drink. A section of a painting I didn't get a name of. A naked man with long hair is slumped over, his head in his hands as two others tend to him.
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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hey, just in case you're running out of the Absolute Dumbest Shit the guardian has some pretty top notch Absolute Dumbest Shit
A Guardian headline that reads 'Can AIs suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times' The subheadline reads 'As first AI-led rights advocacy group is founded, industry is divided on whether models are, or can be, sentient.' Finally, a summary bullet-point explains what the reader can look forward to in the article... "AI called Maya tells Guardian: ‘When I’m told I’m just code, I don’t feel insulted. I feel unseen’"
August 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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bye bye Bosnia 🇧🇦
A shot of the sky in late afternoon. Golden light strikes a cottage in the lower half of the frame. An orange and white kitten sits in front of a wooden fence. A black and white kitten enters the frame on the right. A nighttime shot. Woodfire oven in the background. Ozujsko beer in the foreground. The Sava river
August 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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This was peak computing
A white plastic MacBook from 2009ish running Mac OS X Maverick
August 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Fwik the .scrivx is like a catalogue within the parent .scriv file.

Inside, there should be a folder called Data with a bunch of subfolders, inside those you should find content in various (annoyingly unlabeled) content.rtf files.
A screenshot of a scriv files contents in Google drive
August 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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very balkan to have all three translations even when two are identical
A pack of Rothmans cigarettes, the warning label reads "Pušenje ubija." Then again "Pušenje ubija." And then again "Пушење убија," which is the cyrillics for
August 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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These two photos were taken 30 seconds apart
Ten cevapi in lepina bread with kaymak and onion beside a bowl of sliced tomato and a serve of yoghurt. (From Ćevabdžinica "Baća" in Orasje) The same photo but the food is gone
August 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Quitting my job to start a streaming service for salvaged Yugoslav content and calling it YU TUBE
An ancient cassette tape in a crumbling back house. The cassette branding is YU VIDEO. Some extremely 80's portraits surround movie title: "Juzni Vetar".
August 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Little Amsterdammer
A Calico cat named Bogdana sitting in a windowsill at dusk. Outside, behind a bright green tree, an Amsterdam canal house with a red tile roof and dark brickwork and white windowframes is visible.
August 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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this really makes it so cooked
A Wikipedia screenshot that reads "Dean Cain's biological father, Roger Tanaka, was the son of John Megumi Tanaka and Miyoko Tanaka. Cain has stated that several members of his family were interned at the Minidoka War Relocation Center in Idaho."
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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You love to see it
A screenshot of this post on my feed. Immediately beneath it, a second post reads "Kate on Twitter today" with a twitter screenshot
August 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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The love islanders have formed a human chain. The ritual has begun. The Sleeper of R'lyeh will wake.
Love island contestants holding hands before third place is announced. They are holding hands in a human chain
August 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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boy are my arteries lucky Stacks only sells this pizza one day a month.
A photo of Stacks Deli in Amsterdam with a crowd forming outside. A perfect slice of spicy salami pizza
August 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Old man from Up situation but my roof is filled with balloons from Amsterdam Pride
A balloon vendor at Amsterdam Pride selling heart, unicorn and penis balloons
August 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM