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been waiting for today
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🫵 You're 👊 👊 gnarly 🫶
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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*during sex* hold on my Tamagotchi’s beeping
September 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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me the last time I did shrooms
July 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I get curly fries from Jack in the Box so that when I stick them up my ass I get a bonus prostate massage
June 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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if you got a boat, i got a throat
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
shot my shot n missed but it’s ok u don’t know until u try
June 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The part in “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings” where Caroline inhales really sharply is witchcraft
June 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Now that’s it’s finally nice and warm out here are my ins and outs for summer 2025 🌞
June 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Well no wonder I didn’t get into UCLA but got into UCSB (Underappreciated Circumcised Stinky Boys)
Not many people know this but UCLA doesn't actually stand for the university, it stands for Uncut Latino Association. We had the acronym first, the school just stole it from us. We're considering legal action.
June 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
if u want it, if u need it, i’m urs
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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😭😭😭
May 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Havent had a threesome in a while we need to change that asap
May 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
👊🏽 🥀
May 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
did we just have earthquake or am i faded
March 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
so can u keep it secret 😏
March 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i got other ways to catch u up, couldn’t do it on the phone 📞
March 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
bark bark bark
February 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
okay but the good news is i think all the squats are making my ass fat
February 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
bitches with teslas don’t have enough brain cells to know how to drive
January 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
impurities show u my impurities
January 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
this one’s for all my mean gorls
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
plz nobody come in to buy wine today i want an easy day
December 13, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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have y'all ever looked back on some friendships like "damn that was my bitch 😂👯👭💕 but fuck her"
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Hate gay men and their IG story song choices, wdym you posted a pic of your armpits set to “What is This Feeling?” by Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo from the Wicked soundtrack
December 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM