Enzo Henders
@chocoloco707.bsky.social
Quickly weaning myself off of fElon Musk’s Xitter…. Bluesky is like a breath of fresh air! Critical thinking skills are sexy, and MAGA can suck it 🙃
I’ll change this to something more profound after I’ve properly recovered from the 2024 election.
I’ll change this to something more profound after I’ve properly recovered from the 2024 election.
HOW DO YOU GET AN *APPLE CORE* STUCK IN YOUR PENIS?!
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
HOW DO YOU GET AN *APPLE CORE* STUCK IN YOUR PENIS?!
Agreed. Year after year, I’m baffled as to why this is an ongoing problem.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Agreed. Year after year, I’m baffled as to why this is an ongoing problem.
If I could go back 11 years in time and tell my younger self everything that was going to happen in this country, my younger self would call the police on me.
I hate it here 😢
I hate it here 😢
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
If I could go back 11 years in time and tell my younger self everything that was going to happen in this country, my younger self would call the police on me.
I hate it here 😢
I hate it here 😢
Ha ha ha, NO. Fuck them.
Not gonna feel sorry for people who jump off the top of a building and don’t believe in gravity until they hit the ground.
Not gonna feel sorry for people who jump off the top of a building and don’t believe in gravity until they hit the ground.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ha ha ha, NO. Fuck them.
Not gonna feel sorry for people who jump off the top of a building and don’t believe in gravity until they hit the ground.
Not gonna feel sorry for people who jump off the top of a building and don’t believe in gravity until they hit the ground.
I’m 54 and never envisioned myself being radicalized against the mainstream media, but here I am 🤷🏻♂️
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’m 54 and never envisioned myself being radicalized against the mainstream media, but here I am 🤷🏻♂️
OMG I’d LOVE to find a transgender coffee shop in my area!! Is there a directory of them????
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
OMG I’d LOVE to find a transgender coffee shop in my area!! Is there a directory of them????
They’re still a thing in many places in the SF Bay Area….. I have mixed feelings about them LOL
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They’re still a thing in many places in the SF Bay Area….. I have mixed feelings about them LOL
You’re gonna piss off a lot of InCels with this 😂😂😂😂😂
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You’re gonna piss off a lot of InCels with this 😂😂😂😂😂
Often, they are both of those things.
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Often, they are both of those things.
Californian here, if they wanna FA they’re gonna FO.
a cheerleader is standing in front of a crowd of cheerleaders and says `` bring it . ''
ALT: a cheerleader is standing in front of a crowd of cheerleaders and says `` bring it . ''
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Californian here, if they wanna FA they’re gonna FO.
Who’s laughing?????????
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Who’s laughing?????????
The White House has been burned down twice in our nation’s history, it can be rebuilt if he destroys it. Preferably not with slave labor though.
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The White House has been burned down twice in our nation’s history, it can be rebuilt if he destroys it. Preferably not with slave labor though.
LMAO this is not the flex Cuomo thinks it is.
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
LMAO this is not the flex Cuomo thinks it is.
But 🍊🤡 loves the poorly educated. I thought that was what he wanted?
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
But 🍊🤡 loves the poorly educated. I thought that was what he wanted?
Gee, it’s almost as if THEY ARE ALL PEDOS
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Gee, it’s almost as if THEY ARE ALL PEDOS
I believe that’s what used to be the White House Rose Garden and is now a Nazi Plaza
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I believe that’s what used to be the White House Rose Garden and is now a Nazi Plaza
FINISH HIM.
a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .
ALT: a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
FINISH HIM.
Just when I think this timeline has reached “Peak Stupid”, I’m proven wrong.
a little girl with messy hair is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a little girl with messy hair is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just when I think this timeline has reached “Peak Stupid”, I’m proven wrong.
I…… had no idea that crackhead had a media outlet.
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I…… had no idea that crackhead had a media outlet.
Well…. What agencies are actually left and functioning since the orange shitstain has made cuts?
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well…. What agencies are actually left and functioning since the orange shitstain has made cuts?
YESSSSSS
a woman is making a funny face with her fist in the air .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her fist in the air .
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
YESSSSSS
Who else finds it interesting that every time they’re called out on the truth they call it a “disgusting smear” 🙄
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Who else finds it interesting that every time they’re called out on the truth they call it a “disgusting smear” 🙄