Guillotine au Chocolat
@chocolatguillotine.bsky.social
My main (current) hobby is to photograph Hot Wheels, but I'm open to whatever subjects, as long as it doesn't resolve into aggressive discussions.
The Koala sampler is truly a magnificent portable piece of software, amazing to capture or jam on the go!
#audioproduction
#koalasampler
#sampler
#electronicmusic
#audioproduction
#koalasampler
#sampler
#electronicmusic
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Koala sampler is truly a magnificent portable piece of software, amazing to capture or jam on the go!
#audioproduction
#koalasampler
#sampler
#electronicmusic
#audioproduction
#koalasampler
#sampler
#electronicmusic
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I hate lawyers, especially when they send me letters. If I, for some weird reason, had become a lawyer in my youth, I’d have killed myself by now for sure.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I hate lawyers, especially when they send me letters. If I, for some weird reason, had become a lawyer in my youth, I’d have killed myself by now for sure.
“Pro” means professional, however it’s currently used to say it’s better than the average, for instance, an iPhone pro is better than the regular iPhone. But it’s not professional. I mean, I use a phone professionally and my company gave me an absolute crap of a phone.
#pro
#pro
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Pro” means professional, however it’s currently used to say it’s better than the average, for instance, an iPhone pro is better than the regular iPhone. But it’s not professional. I mean, I use a phone professionally and my company gave me an absolute crap of a phone.
#pro
#pro
I was about to post a photo from the past, you know, from back in the day. However I won’t. Nostalgia is one of the biggest poisons for my wellbeing.
#mentalhealth
#mentalhealth
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I was about to post a photo from the past, you know, from back in the day. However I won’t. Nostalgia is one of the biggest poisons for my wellbeing.
#mentalhealth
#mentalhealth
The sky was pretty today, and I have a new phone so I took a picture to check if it’s ok. It seems quite ok.
#photography
#urbanlandscape
#urbanphotography
#clouds
#photography
#urbanlandscape
#urbanphotography
#clouds
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The sky was pretty today, and I have a new phone so I took a picture to check if it’s ok. It seems quite ok.
#photography
#urbanlandscape
#urbanphotography
#clouds
#photography
#urbanlandscape
#urbanphotography
#clouds
I was now reading an essay by Jean-Paul Sartre on my iPad quite joyfully, and a popup came stating that my personal time had ended.
Immediately the joy was gone and I looked at the iPad as an anti-existentialist agent. Perhaps it's a Christian iPad, who knows.
#iPad
#philosophy
#existentialism
Immediately the joy was gone and I looked at the iPad as an anti-existentialist agent. Perhaps it's a Christian iPad, who knows.
#iPad
#philosophy
#existentialism
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I was now reading an essay by Jean-Paul Sartre on my iPad quite joyfully, and a popup came stating that my personal time had ended.
Immediately the joy was gone and I looked at the iPad as an anti-existentialist agent. Perhaps it's a Christian iPad, who knows.
#iPad
#philosophy
#existentialism
Immediately the joy was gone and I looked at the iPad as an anti-existentialist agent. Perhaps it's a Christian iPad, who knows.
#iPad
#philosophy
#existentialism
I'd like to read something philosophical and spiritual, maybe theological, but nothing academic as it should be light enough for some bedtime reading, but also not as light as something you'd find in the supermarket.
Any suggestions?
#books
#reading
#philosophy
#theology
#spiritual
Any suggestions?
#books
#reading
#philosophy
#theology
#spiritual
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'd like to read something philosophical and spiritual, maybe theological, but nothing academic as it should be light enough for some bedtime reading, but also not as light as something you'd find in the supermarket.
Any suggestions?
#books
#reading
#philosophy
#theology
#spiritual
Any suggestions?
#books
#reading
#philosophy
#theology
#spiritual
Mazda 787b, the first Japanese Le Mans winner, here in Hot Wheels form!
I don't really like the rims (that you can't see in the photo), but otherwise I love it.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #mazda #lemans #diecast
I don't really like the rims (that you can't see in the photo), but otherwise I love it.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #mazda #lemans #diecast
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Mazda 787b, the first Japanese Le Mans winner, here in Hot Wheels form!
I don't really like the rims (that you can't see in the photo), but otherwise I love it.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #mazda #lemans #diecast
I don't really like the rims (that you can't see in the photo), but otherwise I love it.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #mazda #lemans #diecast
I checked which Fast and Furious movie was considered the best, and there seems to be a tie between 5 and 7, so I went and watched 7.
The actors are actually not bad, but the movie is terrible, a real piece of crap.
#fastandfurious #cars #movies #badmovies
The actors are actually not bad, but the movie is terrible, a real piece of crap.
#fastandfurious #cars #movies #badmovies
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I checked which Fast and Furious movie was considered the best, and there seems to be a tie between 5 and 7, so I went and watched 7.
The actors are actually not bad, but the movie is terrible, a real piece of crap.
#fastandfurious #cars #movies #badmovies
The actors are actually not bad, but the movie is terrible, a real piece of crap.
#fastandfurious #cars #movies #badmovies
A Sweedish car with a Sweedish name I can't pronounce in my kitchen.
I mean, I can't pronounce it anywhere, it just happens to be in my kitchen. Well, I put it there for the photo, yes, it didn't "happen to be" there by chance. Jesus.
#hotwheels #diecast #toyphotography #photography #koenigsegg
I mean, I can't pronounce it anywhere, it just happens to be in my kitchen. Well, I put it there for the photo, yes, it didn't "happen to be" there by chance. Jesus.
#hotwheels #diecast #toyphotography #photography #koenigsegg
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
A Sweedish car with a Sweedish name I can't pronounce in my kitchen.
I mean, I can't pronounce it anywhere, it just happens to be in my kitchen. Well, I put it there for the photo, yes, it didn't "happen to be" there by chance. Jesus.
#hotwheels #diecast #toyphotography #photography #koenigsegg
I mean, I can't pronounce it anywhere, it just happens to be in my kitchen. Well, I put it there for the photo, yes, it didn't "happen to be" there by chance. Jesus.
#hotwheels #diecast #toyphotography #photography #koenigsegg
So, the AI helped me troubleshoot the installation of Grim Dawn on an old gaming laptop (with a dreaded Optimus system) with Linux.
I'd never, ever solve it on my own or googling it. I'd just give up. The AI chewed through a ton of error logs and provided a working solution. Amazing stuff, really.
I'd never, ever solve it on my own or googling it. I'd just give up. The AI chewed through a ton of error logs and provided a working solution. Amazing stuff, really.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
So, the AI helped me troubleshoot the installation of Grim Dawn on an old gaming laptop (with a dreaded Optimus system) with Linux.
I'd never, ever solve it on my own or googling it. I'd just give up. The AI chewed through a ton of error logs and provided a working solution. Amazing stuff, really.
I'd never, ever solve it on my own or googling it. I'd just give up. The AI chewed through a ton of error logs and provided a working solution. Amazing stuff, really.
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I love this time of the year, the slight introspection that comes with the rain balances with the increasing proximity of the festivities. Yes, I know there's a lot of consuming and all, but I still love it.
#autumn #rain #christmas
#autumn #rain #christmas
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I love this time of the year, the slight introspection that comes with the rain balances with the increasing proximity of the festivities. Yes, I know there's a lot of consuming and all, but I still love it.
#autumn #rain #christmas
#autumn #rain #christmas
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
October 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I really like these little toys. Curiously, I couldn't care less about them when I was a kid, but I do enjoy them now.
#hotwheels
#hotwheels
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I really like these little toys. Curiously, I couldn't care less about them when I was a kid, but I do enjoy them now.
#hotwheels
#hotwheels
I'll have to review the people I follow (all 10 of them!). There's way too much USA politics in my wall (is that what it's called?).
With all due respect to Americans, I'm just not interested in your politics. I mean, I do actually care a bit, but I'm in Bluesky for dog pictures and Hot Wheels.
With all due respect to Americans, I'm just not interested in your politics. I mean, I do actually care a bit, but I'm in Bluesky for dog pictures and Hot Wheels.
October 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'll have to review the people I follow (all 10 of them!). There's way too much USA politics in my wall (is that what it's called?).
With all due respect to Americans, I'm just not interested in your politics. I mean, I do actually care a bit, but I'm in Bluesky for dog pictures and Hot Wheels.
With all due respect to Americans, I'm just not interested in your politics. I mean, I do actually care a bit, but I'm in Bluesky for dog pictures and Hot Wheels.
Psychotherapy sometimes brings up some really nasty memories your brain took the extra mile to hide (and rightfully so...)
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Psychotherapy sometimes brings up some really nasty memories your brain took the extra mile to hide (and rightfully so...)
A racing Ford HT with a bunch of other cars in the background.
I was just playing a bit with contrast on very low light. I think it came out quite fine.
This green Ford GT is probably my favorite car, so I'll likely feature it more in my photos.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #car #ford
I was just playing a bit with contrast on very low light. I think it came out quite fine.
This green Ford GT is probably my favorite car, so I'll likely feature it more in my photos.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #car #ford
October 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A racing Ford HT with a bunch of other cars in the background.
I was just playing a bit with contrast on very low light. I think it came out quite fine.
This green Ford GT is probably my favorite car, so I'll likely feature it more in my photos.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #car #ford
I was just playing a bit with contrast on very low light. I think it came out quite fine.
This green Ford GT is probably my favorite car, so I'll likely feature it more in my photos.
#hotwheels #toyphotography #car #ford
There are strange and weird Hot Wheels. Then there's the Carbonator, a hybrid of a bottle and a bottle opener (and a car).
Carbonators have been around for a while. This is the 2026 version, as awesome as ever!
#hotwheels #toyphotography #bottle #bottleopener
Carbonators have been around for a while. This is the 2026 version, as awesome as ever!
#hotwheels #toyphotography #bottle #bottleopener
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
There are strange and weird Hot Wheels. Then there's the Carbonator, a hybrid of a bottle and a bottle opener (and a car).
Carbonators have been around for a while. This is the 2026 version, as awesome as ever!
#hotwheels #toyphotography #bottle #bottleopener
Carbonators have been around for a while. This is the 2026 version, as awesome as ever!
#hotwheels #toyphotography #bottle #bottleopener
This is one of my favorite Franco Belgian bande desinée series. Yes, Léo did draw some awkward smiles and the (defunct) Humanoids version has quite the ridiculous censorship. But overall, the creatures are amazing and caught the imagination of young me quite profoundly!
#comics #art #sciart
#comics #art #sciart
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I've always loved the old zoological illustrations. I remember going to an old aquarium (Aquário Vasco da Gama) and loving the part where the naturists did their art long before photography was possible (or at least practical in the field).
It always gives me a Jules Verne vibe.
It always gives me a Jules Verne vibe.
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I've always loved the old zoological illustrations. I remember going to an old aquarium (Aquário Vasco da Gama) and loving the part where the naturists did their art long before photography was possible (or at least practical in the field).
It always gives me a Jules Verne vibe.
It always gives me a Jules Verne vibe.
