For Q, the very idea of therapy is a threat. However, I imagine he would take issue with classifying it as hot.

Though I will interpret it as a compliment.

Will and I have had a complicated history. Labeling it is difficult, so I have discovered it’s best not to attempt.

Rare pornography? His tastes do run the gamut.

Normally, I would steer clear of anything illegal, but desperate times.

My mother is rather persistent, especially when it comes to her latest amorous target.

If that appeals to you, then you will enjoy her immensely. She is a very charming person. And you’ve met Will? He is the gregarious sort. Yes, we’ve known each other for many years.

My mother is intermittently single. She has questionable taste in men. I should warn you. Mother is quite the handful and incredibly uninhibited. Unless that appeals to you.

This decision has had the unintended side effect of filling my appointment calendar with crew members eager to discuss their 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 fantasies instead of fulfilling that need on the holodeck where I would normally encourage further exploration. It sounds like I have Commander Ransom to thank.

A sentient replicator? Well, hello there! Maybe we can fix that chocolate sundae recipe at last.