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Alix
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Books, Cats, food, fan of singing very loudly to music as a cure all. She/her
Dauphinoise made and ham boiling….. #ChristmasEveCooking
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This old gent has a very strange relationship with our printer…. When he heard it kick in, he comes to watch it spew the paper out. Now he’s in his senior years his mind moves a little slower. I finished printing 20 mins ago and he’s still keeping vigil…. 🥺
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Vitiligo, Pertussis and Evorel… 2boys and a girl
Top ten names that would make a decent baby name if it wasn’t already the name of a medical condition or medication…

10. Amnesia
9. Rubella
8. Codeine
7. Malaria
6. Paxil
5. Alopecia
4. Bonjela
3. Aphasia
2. Typhus
1. Chlamydia
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Christmas shop delivered with only 2 insignificant subs, presents wrapped, OOO on til 5th Jan
#whooooooooop
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Mr Matt, Bintang time?” Is also my current favourite phrase 😎
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Today the beach is full of people who don’t understand quiet voices. Mitigated only by the fact they’re speaking French/ German & Portuguese and as I can’t understand I can tune it out 🧘‍♀️👵🏻😂
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
How interesting that those in the crowd incapable of being quiet and respectful to all the players are leaving early when their bad sportsmanship didn’t sway it their way 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bulldozer.
Why do velociraptors make bad pets?
Because they're all dead
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sunday is consisting of cross stitch, the Ryder Cup and a G&T
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Busy Met line out of Baker Street and people giving their seats up to let those in need sit all over the place. #GoodJob
September 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today is a life admin day but has started with a workout and now coffee on the garden while I wait for the food shop to be delivered
August 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Age verification?

I remember when a phone call from a public phone box cost 10p
Age verification?

I remember typing numbers into a calculator so they made a word when you turned them upside down
Age verification?

I remember when Cadbury’s Freddo was 10p
July 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Been rewarded after a fabulous holiday with plane lurgy and honestly I’m pissed off about it 😫
July 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Do I have any comment on the Parthenon Marbles? Well, it's a big relief!
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ngl; I’ve been looking forward to this weekend for a while now and am delighted it’s finally here!
June 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today 18 has applied for her student loan and accommodation and now we’re watching Clue after she quoted it over dinner and has never seen the film 😱
May 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Hey you know how he was Robert yesterday morning and now he's Leo?

It's that easy to respect someone's chosen name.
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We were promised rain! #Miami
May 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Clearly I haven’t posted about food in long enough…. Chilli this eve as everyone eating a different times #Mundane
April 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
QT of you on holiday, when & where …

Prague, yesterday 😁
April 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gerald had moved in and spends their time in their web and hiding in the top of the shower screen… #NotMuchLuckWithTheFlies
#EverythingIsFineAsLongAsWeKnowWhereTheyAre
April 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Well the cat is several kilos lighter #MoultingSeason
April 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
19 is currently wending his way home from uni for the Easter break and that makes me smile 🤩
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The problem with a visit to the garden centre is that it’s impossible to return with only the one plant on the list… 🫣😄. However, the buddleia is looking lovely in its new home 🙌
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM