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I draw weird furries, bad guys, & other stuff. Mostly SFW, sometimes a boob.

Lately it's been a lotta rabbits.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Discomfort: 3/10.

He knows he's not what he used to be--his physical (and, arguably, mental) decline is not his favorite topic. But it DOES segue into a topic he's more than happy to discuss: his masturb*tion habits. (Part 2/2)
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
These are so cute! I love the sleepy curled up one at the bottom.
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sounds interesting! I like when people really flesh out stuff like that with semi-realistic logic and limitations rather than just "ah, it's magic". (Magical magic has its place of course, but the former is tastier worldbuilding imo)
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
For sure, it's certainly a topic quite relevant to his interests. And after all, even a failed experiment can be very educational and fun! Of course, Theo has a rather different and more strict criteria for success...
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Exactly! It's such a modest and reasonable thing to expect.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Honestly he might. I don't think he knows how to live by himself--too many basic skills like cooking are handled by servants, he has no "street smarts". The stress of trying to do it all himself would cause him to have a meltdown (right before being sent to the hospital w/ horrible food poisoning)
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I think the line about "he listens to me when no one else will" is more telling than he realized. He's an unpleasant bastard, but he gets terribly bored of being alone.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think a line would form for something like that haha. I'm sure he'll make room for all his "fans"... :p wouldn't want to let the opportunity go to waste!
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"This IS my Halloween costume! I'm an evil blood-drinking old nobleman..."
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Thank you! I couldn't let Halloween pass by without some sort of silly drawing for it... Halloween is too important of a cultural holiday!
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yum yum!
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I shall also have to be more efficient and get my application together soon!
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These are adorable! I love their happy lil faces.... the flattened underside with their little fluffy feet remind me of those pictures of cats sitting on glass tables. Very cute!
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ooh, that's very up my alley! I got a shelf of candy critter plush toys where these guys would fit right in...
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This version is more direct!
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Thank you so much! It's definitely one of my proudest craft accomplishments.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thank you! I recall having some trouble with the sketch stage on the Chandelure one--took a few tries to squeeze them all in there nicely!
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That implies the existence of a furry hat man, which begs the question: what is the hat man's fursona? Inquiring and intoxicated minds want to know!
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Haha yeah he could end up in that situation easily... he does not handle his medication safely, he is very reckless and cavalier about it. He is lucky he has servants around to check in on him and make sure he is just the normal type of passed out. :[
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Haha yeah, it is an IMPRESSIVELY obnoxious phrase. Any reasonable person would be offended... Hyden, being an unreasonable person, is less offended than most.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Thank you! ^^
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
For sure. It's been heartbreaking watching the internet go from passionate niche interest communities into these massive soulless undifferentiated slop funnels. Furry has retained a degree of focus, community, and independence, and they maintain their own dedicated events and spaces--it's awesome!
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I got a tasty (plush) cookie! I would say the weekend was a success.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM