Choco-Foot
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Somewhere in the misty, mythic forest lives the legendary Choco-Foot. Simple. Complex. Multi-shinned. These are little windows into his absurd, magical life.
Protect The Face, Choco-Foot. Maybe put it in a waterproof box in the trunk of the Camdowdow Tree. The Face is the key.
June 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Protect The Face, Choco-Foot. Maybe put it in a waterproof box in the trunk of the Camdowdow Tree. The Face is the key.
Choco-Foot has been sleeping in the Fields of Endcorn, the Final Vegetable. He wants to catch the sneaky Phantom Pollinators from another, slightly putrid, alternate reality.
June 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Choco-Foot has been sleeping in the Fields of Endcorn, the Final Vegetable. He wants to catch the sneaky Phantom Pollinators from another, slightly putrid, alternate reality.
Choco-Foot is tired. He's had a big day. Hours of rage dancing in the cold sunlight and gathering the little rocks he calls "mountain biscuits". Plumb tuckered out.
January 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Choco-Foot is tired. He's had a big day. Hours of rage dancing in the cold sunlight and gathering the little rocks he calls "mountain biscuits". Plumb tuckered out.
How can you expect to do the Viceroy Movement with monkeyfruit tucked in there like that, Choco-Foot? That doesn't help explain the moon to the birds.
January 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
How can you expect to do the Viceroy Movement with monkeyfruit tucked in there like that, Choco-Foot? That doesn't help explain the moon to the birds.
Good morning, Choco-Foot! Oh my! That's quite a basket of .. um... those that you have gathered. Let's leave them outside. Okay? They'll... they'll leave on their own, I'm sure.
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning, Choco-Foot! Oh my! That's quite a basket of .. um... those that you have gathered. Let's leave them outside. Okay? They'll... they'll leave on their own, I'm sure.
Humbled down behind the Bep-Bep shrubs, Choco-Foot lurks. He watches the 9 Englers build their bunkers. They are his tasty morsels.
January 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Humbled down behind the Bep-Bep shrubs, Choco-Foot lurks. He watches the 9 Englers build their bunkers. They are his tasty morsels.
A new year falls on the valley hidden by the Mists of Bogga Bogga. Choco-Foot howls at the Fire Sparrows!
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A new year falls on the valley hidden by the Mists of Bogga Bogga. Choco-Foot howls at the Fire Sparrows!
Whip! Whip! Whip! That’s it, Choco-Foot! Show this brunch who the King of the Lamp-Biters is! Emulsify like the wind.
December 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Whip! Whip! Whip! That’s it, Choco-Foot! Show this brunch who the King of the Lamp-Biters is! Emulsify like the wind.
All the yeast in the world, Choco-Foot! That is the prophecy of Krougoka! The Rising begins.
December 7, 2024 at 6:44 PM
All the yeast in the world, Choco-Foot! That is the prophecy of Krougoka! The Rising begins.
The wee hours is when Choco-Foot tends to his life area. Brush brush brush. Slather slather slather. Try to sleep through it if you can.
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
The wee hours is when Choco-Foot tends to his life area. Brush brush brush. Slather slather slather. Try to sleep through it if you can.
Choco-Foot didn't believe until he smelled it. He smelled it 27 times before he believed.
November 29, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Choco-Foot didn't believe until he smelled it. He smelled it 27 times before he believed.
Choco-Foot's apotheosis came when the gravy boat ruptured.
November 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Choco-Foot's apotheosis came when the gravy boat ruptured.
When life gives Choco-Foot lemons, Choco-Foot tenderly tries to hatch them as if they were his own. And OH how the Creamtown Players laugh and dance.
November 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
When life gives Choco-Foot lemons, Choco-Foot tenderly tries to hatch them as if they were his own. And OH how the Creamtown Players laugh and dance.
Choco-Foot likes to make friends with the Dwarf Bear Mice that jibber and dance down in Moonbasket Hollow.
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Choco-Foot likes to make friends with the Dwarf Bear Mice that jibber and dance down in Moonbasket Hollow.
Choco-Foot offers you unlimited bramble for your love. Bramble beyond imagining. Bramble eternal. Choco-Foot soothes.
November 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Choco-Foot offers you unlimited bramble for your love. Bramble beyond imagining. Bramble eternal. Choco-Foot soothes.
Your crop of Flesh Bulbs are blooming beautifully, Choco-Foot! Soon you can decorate them in honey and glitter and do the Kashk Movement.
November 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Your crop of Flesh Bulbs are blooming beautifully, Choco-Foot! Soon you can decorate them in honey and glitter and do the Kashk Movement.
When it is the Eon of the Platch and Choco-Foot wants olives he slaps the forest floor and demands his "angry grapes".
November 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
When it is the Eon of the Platch and Choco-Foot wants olives he slaps the forest floor and demands his "angry grapes".
Choco-Foot strategizes the Mish Mish War. Oh the turning of the tides. The Balden Forest will run purple with the humors of Choco-Foot's enemies.
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Choco-Foot strategizes the Mish Mish War. Oh the turning of the tides. The Balden Forest will run purple with the humors of Choco-Foot's enemies.
The Selenium Trees bend and fold themselves into the twilight canopy that shades brave Choco-Foot during "The Itching Times"
November 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
The Selenium Trees bend and fold themselves into the twilight canopy that shades brave Choco-Foot during "The Itching Times"
Choco-Foot sniffs everywhere for the Portal of Smells. The gateway to the invisible Aromaverse, where there is no light, no sound, no touch. There is only the Cascade of The Odors where the Beast of Many Nostrils resides.
November 22, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Choco-Foot sniffs everywhere for the Portal of Smells. The gateway to the invisible Aromaverse, where there is no light, no sound, no touch. There is only the Cascade of The Odors where the Beast of Many Nostrils resides.
Choco-Foot has few natural enemies but his nemesis is "shampoo you can't see through"
November 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Choco-Foot has few natural enemies but his nemesis is "shampoo you can't see through"
Choco-Foot is hard on shoes. Shoes, diapers, catapults, salt-licks, accordion folders and Albert Fivepenny.
November 20, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Choco-Foot is hard on shoes. Shoes, diapers, catapults, salt-licks, accordion folders and Albert Fivepenny.
Choco-Foot isn't taking you seriously, Rita. Try blowing in his good nose.
November 19, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Choco-Foot isn't taking you seriously, Rita. Try blowing in his good nose.
In the places where the little ambling foreticklers grow, Choco-Foot is king. Choco-Foot has 3 shins.
November 19, 2024 at 1:33 AM
In the places where the little ambling foreticklers grow, Choco-Foot is king. Choco-Foot has 3 shins.
Choco-Foot, no matter how many times you scratch and pet that rock, it won't pur. Now, get back into your bouncy harness and finish your bowl of deer milk.
November 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Choco-Foot, no matter how many times you scratch and pet that rock, it won't pur. Now, get back into your bouncy harness and finish your bowl of deer milk.