I don't wanna hear the words 'gush' or 'glug' in period product advertising. Bring back the frolicking in meadows, there's nothing wrong with innuendo. Why does modern life have to be so visceral?

Maybe she's born with it...

Maybe it's the inherent entitlement of a snowflake generation shaped by instant gratification and the introduction of participation trophies.

'Just a bit of housekeeping before we begin' says a man who doesn't know where the clean towels are kept in his own home.

The resurgence of noughties fashion is confusing. How are you supposed to know if it's a regular modern-day teenager or a ghost of one from 2003?

The real traitor is the mua who matched Claudia's foundation.

On behalf of the velvet curtain community, I'd like to say over and out to our patron saint.

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Gotta love ppl who work in book shops

I'm full of beans! By 'beans', I mean coffee, and by 'full of' I mean 'hopelessly addicted', even though it tastes like mud, stains my teeth and contributes to the destruction of the rainforest via soil erosion, chemical runoff, land degradation and displacement of indigenous birds and mammals.

A. 'conference pear' implies the existence of a pear working week. Pears hustling in industry. Pears wearing gilets over Savile Row suits.